We love a good joke! Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes that will make your kids laugh like Santa and his belly like a bowl full of jelly! Okay, maybe some of them are a little cheesy, but I will say – we did a LOT of searching to find these jokes and narrowed it down to the ones that were actually funny. Or less cheesy, depending on how you want to look at it!
Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
Q: In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots??
Q: Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
Q: What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed!
Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What kind of photos do elves take?
Q: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
A: Snow cones!
Do you have a good joke to add? Leave a comment!