We love a good joke! Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes that will make your kids laugh like Santa and his belly like a bowl full of jelly! Okay, maybe some of them are a little cheesy, but I will say – we did a LOT of searching to find these jokes and narrowed it down to the ones that were actually funny. Or less cheesy, depending on how you want to look at it!
At the bottom of the post, you can print this list of Christmas jokes. Use them to entertain kids at a Christmas party, or to pass the time on a family road trip.
This post was originally written in December 2016 and updated December 2019.
Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
Q: In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
A: Santa CLUES!
Q: How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots??
Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Q: Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!
Q: What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Q: What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed!
Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What kind of photos do elves take?
Q: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
A: Snow cones!
Q: Why did Rudolph have a bad grade on his report card?
A: Because he went down in history!
Q: What wears and read suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
A: Because they always drop their needles!
Ready to print your Christmas jokes for kids? Click the link below. The file will open, and you can print from there.
CLICK HERE: Christmas Jokes for Kids
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