We love a good joke!  Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes that will make your kids laugh like Santa and his belly like a bowl full of jelly!  Okay, maybe some of them are a little cheesy, but I will say – we did a LOT of searching to find these jokes and narrowed it down to the ones that were actually funny. Or less cheesy, depending on how you want to look at it!

Hilarious Christmas Jokes for Kids

Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A: Cookie sheets!

Q:  How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Q:  Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Q:  What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple!

Q:  In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?

EVERY year!

Q:  What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

Q:  How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots??

Q:  Why does Santa work at the North Pole?

Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!

Q:  Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drum sticks!

Q:  What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?

Anything you want!  He can’t hear you!

Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

A: It needed to be trimmed!

Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?

A: Wrap music!

Q: What kind of photos do elves take?

A: Elfies!

Q: What do road crews use at the North Pole?

A: Snow cones!

Do you have a good joke to add?  Leave a comment!

Hilarious Christmas Jokes for Kids

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  1. Michael smith Dec 11, 2016

    How do you know Santa has past his driving test ? NO-EL plates.

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    1. Willie Dickensheets Dec 24, 2016

      If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?

      Missile toe

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      1. Sarah Dec 26, 2016

        LOL!!

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      2. Mohamed Dec 10, 2017

        this is super funny, especiely question number 7

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        1. Amanda WILSON Dec 20, 2018

          what do you call a picture with an elf in it?
          an elfie

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        2. Maria Dennett Dec 11, 2016

          Whats the difference between snowmen and snow women?
          Snowballs!!

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          1. camila niomio Dec 11, 2018

            I saw that joke one time i laughed way harder than I was supposed just like when I heard the joke about which bees give milk? boo bees

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          2. Marion Nunn Dec 12, 2016

            Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the produce section at the grocery store.

            Because they caught him picking his nose....

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            1. Nikkie Dec 18, 2016

              Love that one!!!!?

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              1. Matilda Dec 19, 2016

                Ha ha ha

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                1. kadyn Dec 23, 2016

                  meeeeeetoooooo

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                2. Karen Lawson Dec 17, 2018

                  That one’s the best!

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                3. Ambika Dec 13, 2016

                  Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
                  Because he wanted to see the butterfly.

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                  1. Lori Birch Dec 14, 2016

                    Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?
                    It was a carrot cake.

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                    1. Shalon Ironroad Dec 15, 2016

                      Q: How does a frog open his Christmas present?
                      Rippit! Rippit! Rippit!

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                      1. Becki Dec 16, 2016

                        LOL My nine-year-old daughter will love these! Thanks for sharing :)

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                        1. Cristin Brouwer Dec 16, 2016

                          My 10 and 12 yr old boys will love these! Thanks!

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                          1. A Dec 16, 2016

                            From the 8 year old : What goes oh oh oh?
                            Santa walking backwards!

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                            1. kadyn Dec 23, 2016

                              thats super funny I'm 8 to

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                            2. Rick Dec 16, 2016

                              How can you tell if a Christmas Tree is a girl?

                              Because it is wearing a tree SKIRT!!

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                              1. Brit Dec 17, 2016

                                Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
                                A: Smells like carrots.

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                                1. Beibhin Dec 17, 2016

                                  Why didn't the Turkey eat anything?

                                  Because he was stuffed!

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                                  1. Jay Dec 17, 2016

                                    What is the elves' favourite type of music?

                                    Wrap music!

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                                    1. Sarah Dec 20, 2016

                                      LOL!!

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                                    2. Stacy Dec 17, 2016

                                      What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

                                      Noeyeddeer?

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                                      1. Brqndy Dec 17, 2016

                                        Too funny!!

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                                        1. Jeremy Dec 23, 2016

                                          Q What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs
                                          A Still no idea

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                                        2. Caleb Dec 17, 2016

                                          What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
                                          "I smell carrots!"

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                                          1. Joelle Dec 18, 2016

                                            My kids love these jokes plus the jokes left in the comments! Thanks everyone for sharing ?

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                                            1. Sabrina Dec 18, 2016

                                              Q: How does Rudolph wake up the nebiorhood

                                              Because of that bright red nose he has

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                                              1. Connie Dec 18, 2016

                                                Know the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel!

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                                                1. Jena Wilcox Dec 18, 2016

                                                  WhaT do gingerbread men use for blankets?
                                                  Cookie sheets

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                                                  1. Sarah Dec 20, 2016

                                                    Ha! Love it!

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                                                  2. jan Dec 19, 2016

                                                    Why did Santa plant three gardens? So he could HO HO HO!!

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                                                    1. Pattis Dec 19, 2016

                                                      Santa looks up at the sky and says to Mrs. Claus,"Looks like rain, dear!"

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                                                      1. Annabelle Dec 19, 2016

                                                        Q. What do witches sing for Christmas?

                                                        A. "Deck the halls with poison ivy. Fa la la la la la la la. Tis the saeson to be wicked

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                                                        1. Toria Dec 19, 2016

                                                          What do you call a mean reindeer?
                                                          RUDolph

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                                                          1. Jennifer Dec 19, 2016

                                                            Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
                                                            Because he was feeling crumby!

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                                                            1. Matilda Dec 19, 2016

                                                              What is the name of the King of snowmen during summer?

                                                              King Meltin

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                                                              1. Jeannette Feeley Dec 20, 2016

                                                                Q: what did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?

                                                                A candy cane

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                                                                1. Cheryl Dec 20, 2016

                                                                  How do you greet a snowman?
                                                                  Chilly to meet you

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                                                                  1. Annabelle Dec 20, 2016

                                                                    What did the Valentine card say to the mistletoe?

                                                                    "I'm lovesick."

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                                                                    1. Annabelle Dec 20, 2016

                                                                      Candy Cane: "Got any red ribbons?"
                                                                      Manager : Yes

                                                                      Candy cane: Did I put it on wrong?Is it supposed to go around me like this

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                                                                      1. Annabelle Dec 20, 2016

                                                                        What did Santa give Rudolf for his upset stomach

                                                                        Elk-a-seltzer

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                                                                        1. Annabelle Dec 20, 2016

                                                                          Who brings kittens for Christmas?

                                                                          Santa Clawse

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                                                                          1. Joan Abney Dec 21, 2016

                                                                            What do you call a cat in the desert?

                                                                            Sandy Claws

                                                                            This was my dad's "corny" joke he told to us as kids EVERY year! Miss you Pop!

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                                                                            1. Brock Dill Dec 21, 2016

                                                                              Why is it so cold at Chistmas time?

                                                                              Because it's Desemberrrrr

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                                                                              1. April Dec 21, 2016

                                                                                Why do Donnee and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
                                                                                Because they are Santa's star bucks!

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                                                                                1. Linda Carolipio Dec 21, 2016

                                                                                  These jokes are adorable. My grandkids will love them.

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                                                                                  1. Laila Dec 23, 2016

                                                                                    What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights?

                                                                                    A piglet!

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                                                                                    1. Laila Dec 23, 2016

                                                                                      What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights?

                                                                                      A piglet!

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                                                                                      1. Madalyn Dec 23, 2016

                                                                                        Knock knock
                                                                                        Who's there
                                                                                        Broken pencil
                                                                                        Broken pencil who
                                                                                        Nevermind it's pointless

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                                                                                        1. Christi Dec 23, 2016

                                                                                          What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney when it's still lit? Crisp kringle

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                                                                                          1. Mandy Walker Dec 24, 2016

                                                                                            How do you say no way on Christmas?
                                                                                            Snow way !

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                                                                                            1. Stephanie Dec 26, 2016

                                                                                              What do you call a snowman with a six pack stomach?

                                                                                              The abdominal snowman

                                                                                              Who is the best elf singer in the North Pole?
                                                                                              Elfis Presley

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                                                                                              1. Sarah Dec 26, 2016

                                                                                                Ha ha ha!! Love it.

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                                                                                              2. Nico Dec 26, 2016

                                                                                                How does a snowman get to work?

                                                                                                By icicle

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                                                                                                1. Lisa Machia Dec 28, 2016

                                                                                                  What do chickens mail their Christmas cards in?
                                                                                                  HENVELOPES...LOL

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                                                                                                  1. Kayse Dec 29, 2016

                                                                                                    cute jokes

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                                                                                                    1. Ryver Dec 29, 2016

                                                                                                      Why did Santa miss your house? He was just tiered

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                                                                                                      1. Lol squad Mar 21, 2017

                                                                                                        How many lips does a flower have. TWO LIPS (tulips)

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                                                                                                        1. Isabella May 13, 2017

                                                                                                          What do elfs do before Christmas

                                                                                                          They rap

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                                                                                                          1. Miranda Nov 28, 2017

                                                                                                            What kind of car does an elf drive?
                                                                                                            TOY-ota

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                                                                                                            1. Dane Nov 28, 2017

                                                                                                              What do elves learn at school? The ELFabet!

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                                                                                                              1. krissy Nov 29, 2017

                                                                                                                What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle break-up?
                                                                                                                Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way!

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                                                                                                                1. Emerson Dec 14, 2017

                                                                                                                  Knock knock.
                                                                                                                  Who's there?
                                                                                                                  Murray.
                                                                                                                  Murray Who?
                                                                                                                  Murray Christmas to all and to all a good night.

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                                                                                                                  1. David Hubbell Dec 24, 2017

                                                                                                                    You know who’s the most famous reindeer of all, of course the answer is Rudolph. What’s the name of the other reindee? Olive. “All of” the other reindeer.

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                                                                                                                    1. Tony Gioia Jul 14, 2018

                                                                                                                      Knock-Knock!
                                                                                                                      Who's there?
                                                                                                                      Mary and Abby!
                                                                                                                      Mary and Abby who?
                                                                                                                      Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!

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                                                                                                                      1. bobert Sep 5, 2018

                                                                                                                        What happens when a Christmas gets a present?
                                                                                                                        He lights up!

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                                                                                                                        1. rhonda Sep 5, 2018

                                                                                                                          why were the reindeer mad at the elves?
                                                                                                                          because they were being sELFish!

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                                                                                                                          1. Robin Oct 2, 2018

                                                                                                                            Love this one!!!

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                                                                                                                            1. Elizabeth Mayfield Dec 17, 2018

                                                                                                                              what is a parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

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                                                                                                                              1. Bent O. Jensen Dec 18, 2018

                                                                                                                                The elfabet ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
                                                                                                                                No L

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                                                                                                                                1. D Dec 18, 2018

                                                                                                                                  Why doesn't Santa let his elves work on his computer?
                                                                                                                                  Cuz they delete all of his Christmas cookies.

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                                                                                                                                  1. sloane Dec 20, 2018

                                                                                                                                    what do you call a picture with an elf in it?
                                                                                                                                    an elfie

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                                                                                                                                    1. Mitchell wolland Dec 20, 2018

                                                                                                                                      What do you call Rudolph with bad manners? Rude-olph

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                                                                                                                                      1. Bella Dec 22, 2018

                                                                                                                                        what do you call a santa that delivers presents to dogs

                                                                                                                                        a: santa paws

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                                                                                                                                        1. Mary Dec 24, 2018

                                                                                                                                          How do you know Santa is good at karate?

                                                                                                                                          He has a black belt!!!!

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                                                                                                                                          1. L. Good Dec 24, 2018

                                                                                                                                            My son thought that Santa lives at the North Pile because he was a Pole Dancer. ???

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