Siri can be useful for finding the nearest gas station, but she can also have some super hilarious conversations with you! Here are 20 funny questions to ask Siri that are appropriate and family friendly. (Yeah, not all her jokes are clean…) My boys love to ask Siri funny things, but you never know quite what will pull up on a Google search… Here’s a list of questions that you can try with kids.

Most of these have more than one answer, so be sure to ask Siri a couple of times. 🙂

What does Siri mean?

Read me a haiku.

Tell me a story. (Ask this one more than once!)

Siri, what are you made of? What do you think she’ll say?

When will the world end?

Do you have any pets? This is one of our favorites for sure.

20 Questions to Ask Siri with Kids that are Hilarious and Family Friendly

What does the fox say?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

What is your favorite animal?

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Can you stop time?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Who you gonna call?

Do you know any good riddles?

Ok, Google.

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Is Santa Claus real?

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

What is your favorite color?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

When will pigs fly?

Sing me a song.

Why are fire trucks red?

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Siri, I’m sad.

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

What is zero divided by zero?

Where did I put my keys?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Added from a comment on this post (thank you!): Siri, beatbox for me. (This is super hilarious because my 12 year old loves to beatbox “boots and cats” all the time and drives me CRAZY!)

What would you add?

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  1. Happy Home Fairy Oct 27, 2015

    Ok, this is HILARIOUS!!! I liked the Santa Claus one best. :-)

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  2. Ben Nov 5, 2015

    Try saying "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

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  3. Millee Jan 10, 2016

    Say "Siri, I'm your father exclamation mark!" But say it a few times then it's just soo funny! If you are a Star Wars fan, then you will understand them ALL! LOL!

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    1. Sarah Jan 10, 2016

      Great! We will try it! :-)

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    2. StarWars Fan Mar 29, 2019

      I tried it lol ?

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  4. Jaquasia Nicole Jan 25, 2016

    Siri, how much do you weigh?

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  5. Bill Feb 24, 2016

    Try "Siri, beatbox for me."

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    1. Sarah Feb 24, 2016

      Oh wow, that is hilarious! My 12 year old is totally into beatboxing and his endless "boots and cats" drives me CRAZY!

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  6. Jackie Feb 24, 2016

    Say "Siri what's zero divided by zero"

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  7. Lynn Feb 29, 2016

    Say "hello Jarvis"

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  8. Tripp Mar 1, 2016

    Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. The answer is great

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  9. Tabbatha R Mar 2, 2016

    Ask Siri to sing. You have to insist a couple times. Also ask Siri to rap.

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  10. Mike Mar 2, 2016

    Siri, you're boring.

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  11. Ima Bean Mar 13, 2016

    Tell Siri to "rap for me".

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  12. T Mar 13, 2016

    "Can you dance?"

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  13. Ms. Huis Herself Mar 16, 2016

    We figured this one out ourselves: ask her how to get to Mordor. It's another one worth asking a few times!

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  14. Melissa Aug 8, 2016

    I'm suddenly sad I don't have Siri.

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  15. Art Nov 5, 2016

    Add. "Guess what?"

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  16. Kristine Nov 22, 2016

    Ask her to tell you a tongue twister.

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  17. Emma Feb 28, 2017

    Love these! My 7 year old loves to do this, too - I've heard her have whole conversations with the tablet. Kinda creepy but also very funny! lol!

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  18. Jody Jul 24, 2017

    "I see a little silhouetto of a man"

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  19. Smithy Jan 5, 2018

    if you ask ask 'you can dance if you want to'
    siri'll say 'every time your iphone vibrates thats me doing the jitter bug'

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    1. Scott Jan 5, 2018

      and others i like 'i do a pretty mean robot'

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  20. Olivia Nov 11, 2018

    Try asking, “What are you doing?”
    Make sure you ask a couple of times. They are all really funny!

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  21. Olivia Nov 11, 2018

    Also-
    Read me a poem
    It will take a couple of tries but it is worth it!

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  22. Olivia Nov 11, 2018

    Tell me a dad joke

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  23. Jessica Dec 4, 2018

    You can ask Siri if she can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and she has several responses.

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  24. Jessica Dec 4, 2018

    Ask for a pun.

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  25. kara Jan 12, 2019

    try "What is the meaning of life"

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  26. Andrew Mar 18, 2019

    Siri I am your father and beam me up siri

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  27. Kim Mar 18, 2019

    Ask Siri to open the pod bay doors (ask multiple times)

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  28. sarah Mar 21, 2019

    sirie have you got a + one?

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  29. Grace Nov 11, 2019

    Try siri whats 0 dived by 0

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  30. Vicky Lothian Jul 1, 2020

    We loved this! We did it with Alexa and my son asked her what her favourite game was!

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  31. Megan Jul 1, 2020

    Siri - Why are fire engines red?

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  32. Ate Zaye Sep 5, 2021

    Guys, ask siri this: hey Siri what is 0 divided by 0’,
    It’s hilarious guys!
    Try it.

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