Here’s a collection of clean summer themed jokes for kids! Use these to liven up a boring afternoon or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip. If you have a joke to add, leave a comment!
Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
Because they never get close to the net!
Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?
They listen to the orca-stra!