Here’s a collection of clean and hilarious summer themed jokes for kids!  Use these to add a laugh to a boring afternoon or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip.  If you have a joke to add, leave a comment!

Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks!

Q:  Do fish go on vacation?

A: No, because they’re always in school!

Q:  Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide!

Q:  Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they’re shellfish!

Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport?

A: Plane chocolate!

Q:  Why do fish like to eat worms?

A: Because they get hooked on them!

Q:  What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q:  What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

A: Hopsicles!

Q:  What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?

A: A fsh!

Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

A: Because they never do it on porpoise!

Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?

A: They would get called for traveling!

Q:  Why are fish never good tennis players?

A: Because they never get close to the net!

Q:  What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A: A mouse on vacation!

Q:  What do you call a snowman in July?

A: A puddle!

Q:  What’s black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra with a sunburn!

Q:  What kind of music do killer whales like?

A: They listen to the orca-stra!

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?

A: To the baa-hamas!

Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?

A: It waves!

Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

A: To recharge his batteries!

Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater?

A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

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  1. Mary Mayo Jul 17, 2017

    what do you call a pig on a leash?
    pulled pork!

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    1. Macey Jul 31, 2017

      I loved these jokes even though I didn't understand some of them but that's what made them funnier than the other ones/jokes

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      1. Kirstin Sep 1, 2017

        Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
        A. To get to the other slide!

        Q. How do you get down off an elephant?
        A. You don't! You get down off a goose!

        Q. What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
        A. Nothing, he just made a little wine!

        Q. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?
        A. You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish! (tuna fish)

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        1. Tessa Nov 14, 2017

          I love these jokes thx for them

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          1. Gabby Feb 13, 2018

            Q: What did the star say to the rock?

            A: Your a rockstar!!

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            1. CHLOE Apr 19, 2018

              what do you say to a sweaty puppy? YOU ARE ONE HOT DOG!

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              1. Patty Sampson Jun 9, 2019

                LOVE these! Thank you! I try to put a joke in my son's lunch every day and this will keep him giggling for weeks!

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                1. Ocean Jun 30, 2019

                  What do you get when you milk a cow in Alaska?

                  Snow.

                  By Ocean & Carrie age 6

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                  1. Elena Jul 4, 2019

                    Thanks for this great list! Here's our family favorite: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.

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