Here’s a collection of clean and hilarious summer jokes for kids! There are jokes about vacations, road trips, the beach, and more. Use these to add a laugh to an afternoon at home or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip. If you have a joke to add, leave a comment!
Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they’re always in school!
Q: What kind of fish is the most valuable?
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
Q: What do mermaids sleep on?
A: Water beds!
Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
A: Plane chocolate!
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon!
Q: What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A postage stamp!
Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?
A: Because they get hooked on them!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
A: A fsh!
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
A: Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
A: They would get called for traveling!
Q: Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
A: Iced “T”!
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: Because they never get close to the net!
Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a sunburn!
Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?
A: They listen to the orca-stra!
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the baa-hamas!
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation!
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!
Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
A: To recharge his batteries!
Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Q: Why does ice cream always get invited to the pool party?
A: Because it’s so COOL!
Q: What do you call a golden retriever at the beach?
A: A hot dog!
I hope you enjoyed these summer jokes for kids!
Mary Mayo Jul 17, 2017
what do you call a pig on a leash?
Macey Jul 31, 2017
I loved these jokes even though I didn't understand some of them but that's what made them funnier than the other ones/jokes
Kirstin Sep 1, 2017
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. How do you get down off an elephant?
A. You don't! You get down off a goose!
Q. What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
A. Nothing, he just made a little wine!
Q. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish! (tuna fish)
Tessa Nov 14, 2017
I love these jokes thx for them
Gabby Feb 13, 2018
Q: What did the star say to the rock?
A: Your a rockstar!!
CHLOE Apr 19, 2018
what do you say to a sweaty puppy? YOU ARE ONE HOT DOG!
Patty Sampson Jun 9, 2019
LOVE these! Thank you! I try to put a joke in my son's lunch every day and this will keep him giggling for weeks!
Ocean Jun 30, 2019
What do you get when you milk a cow in Alaska?
By Ocean & Carrie age 6
Elena Jul 4, 2019
Thanks for this great list! Here's our family favorite: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.
Annette Hasselbeck Apr 28, 2020
I love jokes!!! Here I have one for who is ever reading this comment: what do u call a snowman in July? A puddle!
Paige Elleski Mar 18, 2021
I love these! Here's one for you!: Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
kaydence May 17, 2021
haha my little boys loved it so so much
Jenny May 25, 2021
Q.What do cats like to eat in the summer?
A.Mice Cream Cones!
Q.What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade?
A.A sour puss!
Emsley Sanner May 26, 2021
Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains
Because their always peeking
Ava Jun 4, 2021
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs
A: ground beef 🐄🐮
Sue Petersen Jul 29, 2021
All the jokes made my day. I shared with my grandchildren .
Jordan Aug 10, 2021
Q:Why did the turtle cross the street?
A:To get to the shell station
Peggy Jul 7, 2022
Love these for the kids and adults too! Here's another...
Why don't people get hungry at the beach?
Because of the sand which is there! (sandwiches)
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