Do your kids love jokes? Here are plenty of hilarious jokes to keep them laughing!
We’ve been collecting these for months… specially selected to be as non-annoying and actually as funny as kid’s jokes can be! 🙂 Links to more jokes at the end of the post.
Q: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there are so many CHEETAHS!
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the Baa-hamas!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
Q: What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste!
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q: What did the king say when he went to the dentist?
A: I came to get my crown!
Q: Where do people go when they have two broken legs?
Q: Where do monkeys exercise?
A: At the jungle gym!
Q: A king had three goblets. Two were full, and one was half full. What was the name of the king?
A: Philip III! (Fill up the third)
Q: What do you call a puppy stuck outside in the rain?
A: A soggy doggy!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty like autumn?
A: Because he had a great fall!
Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaad driver.
Q: What do you call a mad elephant?
A: An earthquake!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo it could be done! (Texas joke – no one here ever sees a live armadillo…)
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: What’s gray and goes round and round?
A: An elephant in a washing machine!
Q: Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A: So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet!
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So they won’t sink in the sand!
Q: Why do ostriches stick their heads in the ground?
A: They’re looking for elephants who forgot to wear their sandals!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Owl’s say who?
Yes, they do!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells!
Q: What kind of food does a racehorse eat?
A: Fast Food!
Q: Why do humming birds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words!
Q: What do fish play on the piano?
Q: What do you get from a cow who gets her own way all the time?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?
A: A spelling bee!
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