Looking for funny jokes for kids? Here are 75+ hilarious kids’ jokes that are clean and family friendly! My kids are really into jokes right now. They like to hear them, tell them, and make up REALLY GOOFY ones that don’t make any sense!

Just for fun, here are 75+ of the best jokes for kids. After this, you’ll want to head over to our collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids. I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate. These jokes won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 400th time. There’s not much I can do about that!

UPDATE: Printable version! There’s now a printable list of jokes to print! Read the jokes in this post, or scroll down to the bottom of the page to print them.

This post was originally published in April 2015 and updated May 2020.

  1. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
  2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  3. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  4. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  5. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
  7. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  8. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
  9. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
  10. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
  11. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
  12. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
  13. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
  14. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
  15. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  16. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
  17. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
  18. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
  19. Q: Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
  20. Q: Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!
  21. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
  22. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?Pilgrims!
  23. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
  24. Q: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  25. Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  26. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
  27. Q: Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!
  28. Q: Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
  29. Q: What is brown and sticky? A stick!
  30. Q: Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
  31. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
  32. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
  33. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!
  34. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
  35. Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?By the footprints in the butter!
  36. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
  37. Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? “Here come the elephants!”
  38. Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
  39. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  40. Q: What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
  41. Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
  42. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
  43. Q: What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
  44. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
  45. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!
  46. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
  47. Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
  48. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
  49. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
  50. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
  51. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!
  52. Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
  53. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
  54. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
  55. Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
  56. Q: What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
  57. Q: How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
  58. Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
  59. Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
  60. Q: Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
  61. Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
  62. Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
  63. Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak!
  64. Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? Because she was stuffed!
  65. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  66. Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
  67. Q: What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
  68. Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
  69. Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!
  70. Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!
  71. Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.
  72. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
  73. Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  74. Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A corn field.
  75. Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!

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  1. Rachel May 2, 2015

    What did the hairdresser say to the bee?

    Would you like a buzzcut?

    (My 9 year old son thought this up!)

    Reply
    1. Grace Sep 23, 2016

      Knock knock who's there toilet toilet who? (Flush the toilet ) haha

      Reply
      1. BRODIE Feb 26, 2019

        HA HA!

        Reply
      2. Anna Aug 24, 2021

        LOL!

        Reply
    2. Jessica Mar 15, 2017

      What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
      Nothing, they just waved!

      By the way I am not a parent I am a child just so you know

      Reply
      1. Julia May 19, 2021

        What’s a pirates favorite letter?
        You think is arr r but it’s sea c. Haha

        I’m a kid

        Reply
    3. Danielle Apr 22, 2017

      (My 8 year old wanted me to post this joke after she enjoyed reading yours!)

      - What's the tornado's favourite game?

      - Twister!

      Reply
      1. sam jackson Nov 13, 2018

        Ha ha ha that's funny #lol :)

        Reply
      2. Lakesha Lachanda Ivey Dec 22, 2018

        funny people these days

        Reply
    4. Lana Dec 15, 2018

      Omg that is so cute!

      Reply
    5. madison sherray ann smith Apr 29, 2020

      what do you call a spider who is on his phone?
      a spider who is surfing the web

      Reply
      1. Callie May 6, 2021

        Why did the prune take the plum to the dance?
        Because she didn't have a date!

        Reply
    6. Charlotte Burton May 18, 2021

      Knock Knock
      Who is there?
      Cow
      Cow whoooo? Cow says moooo! lol

      Reply
  2. Laura May 6, 2015

    Q What do you call a dinosaur that can't see?
    A a do-you-think-he-saw-us

    stolen from Jurassic Park!

    Q Why did the jellybean go to school?
    A Because he wanted to be a smartie!

    Reply
    1. Megan Murphy Apr 14, 2017

      Q what's the difference between a piano and a fish?
      A you can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.

      Reply
    2. Linae Nov 13, 2018

      What did Justine bieber say to the bever?
      If I were your boyfriend I'd never let you go!
      HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      get it

      Reply
      1. yael kilbride Oct 9, 2020

        why 6 afraid of 7?

        because 7 8 9

        Reply
    3. Alex Feb 6, 2019

      tee hee! love these jokes!

      Reply
      1. Katie Feb 13, 2021

        Q what do you do with an angry Alien
        A just give him some space

        Reply
        1. abigail Jun 6, 2021

          Why did the cookie go to the nurse? because he was feeling crummy.

          Reply
  3. Megan May 6, 2015

    My son's favorite joke:
    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupting co--
    MOO!!

    Reply
  4. Mandy May 6, 2015

    My son and daughter love Thomas The Tank Engine so I thought of this one night...
    Where do the engines go to sleep?
    Knapford Station!

    Reply
    1. Jazmine May 6, 2015

      That's good. I'll have to try that on my son. He loves Thomas too

      Reply
  5. Danielle Powell May 6, 2015

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Leaf.
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone.

    Reply
  6. Jan Stone May 6, 2015

    My daughter's favourite ...

    Where do wasps go when they're not feeling well?

    The waspital!

    Reply
    1. Lila Oct 27, 2020

      Lol I laughed and so did my son!!

      Reply
  7. David May 6, 2015

    Why do vampires brush their teeth?

    They don't want bat breath!

    Reply
    1. Nuriya Apr 2, 2019

      Me to that was my favorite joke

      Reply
  8. Paula May 6, 2015

    Where do kings keep their armies?

    In their sleevies!!!

    Reply
  9. Stacy May 6, 2015

    My eight year old made up a great one while we were working on his dinosaur project.
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
    Because the P is silent!

    Reply
    1. happy Oct 3, 2018

      lies happ

      Reply
  10. Tammy May 7, 2015

    What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when it hit the windshield?

    His butt.

    Reply
    1. Anita Scott Dec 19, 2019

      What did the daddy tamoto say to the baby tamoto? ... Hurry up and catchup??

      Reply
  11. Robbie Lowry May 7, 2015

    What do cats eat for breakfast?

    Mice Krispies

    Reply
  12. Jill May 7, 2015

    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack
    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got wiped out
    Sorry, my crazy kids...

    Reply
    1. Sonya McElwrath May 16, 2018

      That's funny and I'm a 58 yr old grandma!!!!

      Reply
  13. megan May 7, 2015

    My 7 year old thought this one up when she was in Kindergarten:
    Where do baby cows eat? In the calf-ateria.

    Reply
  14. Anthony Leonard May 8, 2015

    Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

    He felt like bakin!

    Reply
  15. Kelly May 8, 2015

    My kids' favorite:
    Why do sharks swim in salt water?

    Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

    Reply
    1. Gina Sawires Apr 29, 2019

      What do you call something full with enless letters
      A mailbox
      By my friend

      Reply
  16. Maureen May 9, 2015

    Two originals from our house:

    What kind of boat goes around a castle?

    A Moat-or boat!

    Which part of the car has the most fun?

    The WHEEEEEls!

    Reply
  17. Lori May 10, 2015

    First place winner in the Iowa State Fair kids joke contest a few years back.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Impatient chicken.

    Impat--

    Baaawwwck!

    Reply
  18. Annalee Zeidner May 13, 2015

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Radio.

    Radio who?

    Radio not, here I come!

    Reply
    1. Haelyanah Mar 11, 2021

      this is a good joke

      Reply
  19. Nisha Khanna May 13, 2015

    What do you call a monkey when you take it's banannas? Furious George.

    Reply
  20. Noa Jun 3, 2015

    What does a Mermaid wear to maths class?
    An algebra!!!!

    Reply
    1. Micahel Apr 16, 2021

      how do waves say hi?

      They wave

      Reply
  21. Declan Jun 3, 2015

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
    my five-year-old's favorite joke :)

    Reply
  22. Jean Jul 13, 2015

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Duane
    Duane who?
    Duane the tub, I''m Drowning!

    Reply
  23. Chrissy Sep 10, 2015

    why did the banana go to the doctors???

    Because he wasn't peeling well

    Reply
    1. Elizabeth Arias Apr 8, 2019

      I like banana ?jokes they are funny!!?

      Reply
  24. Robert McElroy Dec 27, 2015

    Q: what side of a turkey has the money at feathers?
    A: the outside of course.

    Q: why do pilgrims pants always fall down?
    A: because their belt buckle is on their hat.

    Q: how do you keep a turkey in suspense?
    A: I'll let you know next week... Lol?

    Reply
  25. Anne S. Feb 14, 2016

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    I'm outstanding.
    I'm outstanding who?
    I'm outstanding in the rain! Plz let me in!

    Reply
  26. Sara G Feb 17, 2016

    What are pirates favourite socks?
    Aaaaargyle

    Reply
  27. Ine Feb 19, 2016

    What is pink and runs through the dessert?

    A herd of strawberry yoghurt...

    Reply
    1. OG Jun 22, 2019

      What did one plate say to the other?

      Lunch is on me

      Reply
  28. Megan Pedro Mar 6, 2016

    My son is into Knock knock jokes right now. His favorite made up is;
    Knock knock,
    Who's their?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Banana I love you.

    I would like to feature you on my new fb group, Homeschool Warriors Village.

    Reply
  29. Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016

    Did u hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?

    He's fully recovered!
    Yuk yuk... (Jodi Picoult, author extraordinaire, jokes from "Lone Wolf")

    Reply
  30. Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016

    You're kidding me,right? Even adults can get a yuk outta these. Here's to the humor in everything!
    Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
    He's always afraid he's following someone.
    *Before anyone gets offended,my hubby is dyslexic,and he laughed. We have to take ourselves far less seriously sometimes, and laugh at ourselves!

    Reply
  31. Nsndjdk May 5, 2016

    How do you fly go in a plane

    Reply
  32. Emma May 17, 2016

    Q.What do you call a pig that knows karate
    A.a pork chop

    Reply
    1. WILLIAM Dec 24, 2017

      WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITH NO SHOES ON?

      BARE FEET

      Reply
  33. Annie Martinez May 29, 2016

    What did the doggy say when he walked over the sand paper?
    A: "rough, rough " (ruff, ruff)

    Reply
    1. Nicole Jensen Feb 9, 2021

      Lol..when my niece was 3..she is 18 now...she made a joke similar to that...What did the puppy say when he sat on sandpaper.?.....Ruff Ruff

      Reply
  34. Catherine Jul 17, 2016

    Here's the full elephant-in-the fridge joke as I remember it.

    How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen? (4, 2 in the front and 2 in the back)
    How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? (A set of footprints in the butter)
    How do you know there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator? (2 sets of footprints in the butter)
    How do you know there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator? (3 sets of footprints in the butter)
    How do you know there are 4 elephants in your refrigerator? (Their Volkswagen is parked out front.)

    Reply
  35. Lacie lestage Jul 28, 2016

    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Where?

    Where you left him!

    Reply
  36. cosentino fan Aug 26, 2016

    Q:what do you call a spider with no eye

    A:a spder

    Q:what do you call a fish with no eye

    A:a fsh

    Reply
    1. ME! Jul 28, 2020

      Q: What do you call a bear with no ear?
      A: An ear less "b"

      Reply
  37. Swapneel Vagal Oct 4, 2016

    What type of infection does a book have?
    Book worms!

    What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!

    Reply
  38. Ms. Alaina Oct 19, 2016

    What did one egg say to the other egg after they told a joke?

    You crack me up.

    Reply
  39. Orc Nov 3, 2016

    Variation:

    Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
    So he could hide in a cherry tree!

    Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
    No. See, it works!

    Reply
  40. GINA HUDSON Dec 1, 2016

    My grandaughters favorite: What's in the middle of a gummy bear? A jelly button

    Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot

    Reply
  41. Ambika Dec 12, 2016

    What do you get when you cross a tiger and a lamb?
    A striped sweater!

    Reply
  42. Ambika Dec 12, 2016

    What is a rock's favorite kind of music?
    Rock and Roll

    Reply
  43. Shay Dec 12, 2016

    Why did darth Vader cross the road?

    To get to the dark side.

    Reply
    1. Jami Apr 25, 2018

      What do u get when u cross a rolling pin, and a stone?

      ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!

      Reply
  44. Dorothy Dec 26, 2016

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No-eye-deer.

    Reply
  45. Charlecia Moore Jan 2, 2017

    Lol I agree. What did the wall say to his mom? I'll meet u at the corner!

    Reply
  46. Jaylah Jan 30, 2017

    Q.Why do seagulls fly over the sea

    A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygulls

    Get it lol

    Reply
  47. Anand Feb 1, 2017

    Great work. Nice jokes

    Reply
  48. Olivia Cartmell Feb 9, 2017

    Why did the chicken get a penalty?

    -the ref called "foul

    Reply
  49. Nicole Mar 14, 2017

    What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light?

    Don't look I'm changing

    Reply
  50. Megan Apr 2, 2017

    What do you call a dinosaur with no legs

    Doyathinkhesaurus

    ??❤️

    Reply
  51. Isabella Apr 22, 2017

    Q. What is the Easter bunnys fav breakfast
    A.a egg mcmuffin

    Reply
  52. Shelly May 11, 2017

    My 5 year old granddaughter told me these.

    1. What did one hat say to the other?

    Stay here I'm going on ahead.

    2. Why can't the a bike stand up?

    Because it's to tired.

    Reply
  53. Melinda Mcglore May 21, 2017

    Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
    Because he had no guts.

    Reply
  54. Johanny Venegas May 25, 2017

    Q. Why did the tomato blush?
    A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

    Q. Why do you call a dog that can tell time?
    A. A watch dog!

    Reply
  55. Zack jacob May 27, 2017

    Why did the whale cross the ocean?
    To get to the other tide

    Reply
  56. Jalayshia May 27, 2017

    What's green and sings?
    Elvis Parsley!!

    Reply
  57. Tracey Jun 4, 2017

    I would tell you a joke about pizza .., but it's too cheesy!

    Reply
    1. Ummm me Ryn Sep 25, 2018

      Now that’s funny

      Reply
    2. Lana Nov 13, 2018

      That's the funniest joke out of all the comments!

      Reply
  58. Kayleemay Jul 10, 2017

    _ What's the most dangerous type of star?
    _ A shooting star
    ?????
    It's my daughter's favourite xx

    Reply
  59. Amy G Jul 14, 2017

    Q:what does a baby computer call its daddy ?
    A: Data

    Reply
  60. E. Davis Schmidt Jul 23, 2017

    Q: why did the duck cross the road?

    A; She had to ask the chicken a quacktion.

    Reply
  61. Pat Aug 5, 2017

    What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

    A nervous wreck!

    (Maybe more one for Mum and Dad)

    Reply
  62. Faith ebony Aug 20, 2017

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Doctor

    Doctor, who?

    Yes, that's right. Please can I get your help? My tardis is broken.

    Reply
  63. Taylor Sewart Aug 20, 2017

    What letter of the alphabet do pirates get stuck on?
    Sea

    Reply
  64. Puppylife Sep 3, 2017

    Why did the cow cross the road

    To go to the movies

    Reply
  65. Jill Sep 20, 2017

    What do you call Casper's parents?
    Transparencies

    Reply
  66. Jennifer rumrill Oct 2, 2017

    I put a joke in my daughters lunch everyday and the whole lunch room enjoys them thanks for the great jokes

    Reply
    1. Lana Nov 13, 2018

      That's a great idea!

      Reply
    2. Melissa Apr 6, 2021

      Haha exactly what I’m doing right now! Looking for new jokes for the “Joke of the Day”

      Reply
  67. MYKENZIE ROY Oct 28, 2017

    Q: what do you call a pile of kittens

    A: a meow-tain

    Reply
  68. T Konez Nov 16, 2017

    Every day my 6th graders ask for a joke. I just couldn’t think of any. Thank goodness I found your web site. Now I’m the hit of the class.

    Reply
  69. Azaan Nov 17, 2017

    Q: What is something you can catch but you can not throw?
    A cold !!!!

    Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
    A clock

    Q: What music does a mummy like best?
    Wrap music

    Reply
  70. Mickanight Nov 23, 2017

    I got one how do a dog stop a video...He pressed the pawse button.hahaha

    Reply
  71. William Mello Nov 23, 2017

    I have a joke:

    What do you call a cow with one leg?
    Answer: Steak

    Reply
  72. Kaz Nov 30, 2017

    Q. What can a bird do but a fly can’t?

    A. A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

    Reply
  73. Kimberly Dec 1, 2017

    Why did the kettle get so hot? (A) It wanted to blow off steam..

    Reply
  74. Sally Nancy Dec 6, 2017

    What’s a dogs favorite instrument

    A trombone

    Reply
  75. Janelle Dec 10, 2017

    What kind of truck likes to sleep

    Bulldozer!

    Reply
  76. Jessica Dec 12, 2017

    What is a sharks favourite game?

    Swallow the leader!

    Reply
  77. Jessica Dec 12, 2017

    Why did the jellybean want to go to school?

    Because he wanted to be a smartie!

    Reply
  78. alyssa hindson Dec 27, 2017

    Q who is the smartest owl on Earth

    A OWLbert Einstine

    Reply
  79. Madison Dec 30, 2017

    Why dose NASA organize there company parties

    They planet

    Reply
  80. Ashley Jan 2, 2018

    Q: What did one snowman say to another?⛄️

    A: Do you smell carrots??

    Reply
  81. Tabitha Matacale Jan 6, 2018

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he was feeling crumby.

    Reply
  82. Avina Jan 8, 2018

    Which animal has fur but barely uses it?

    Answer:a bear!

    Reply
  83. Sarah Jan 9, 2018

    What do you call a snowman and a vampire?

    A frostbite

    Reply
  84. Em Jan 10, 2018

    What's the books favorite make up. A:Glossary

    Reply
  85. Brittany Jan 31, 2018

    Why did the dentist give the little girl laughing gas?

    To make her teeth feel funny!

    Reply
  86. Babe Feb 7, 2018

    What is gray and has a trunk?

    A mouse going on a long vacation

    Reply
  87. Alice#1 Feb 16, 2018

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Isabelle
    Isabelle who
    Isabelle necessary on a bike

    Reply
  88. This guy Feb 20, 2018

    Where did the sheep go the cut his hair

    the baaaaa-rber

    Reply
  89. obed Feb 23, 2018

    knock knock
    who's there
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who
    Dwayne the bathtub i'm drowning

    Reply
    1. Mary Jan 29, 2019

      Should be "Dwayne the bathtub....I'm dwowning." :)

      Reply
  90. Valerie Feb 25, 2018

    What’s brown and sticky?

    A stick

    Reply
  91. John Mar 2, 2018

    What to Cow astronauts do?

    Fly to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

    Reply
  92. Ariana Mar 3, 2018

    Two riddles made up by my 7-year-old girl:
    1) What does a koala look for in IKEA?
    Answer: Koality stuff

    2) How do aliens arrange space parties?
    Answer: They plan-et

    Reply
  93. hannah Mar 3, 2018

    whats in the middle of the ocean?
    the letter e

    Reply
  94. kyla Mar 4, 2018

    What do you call a dinosaur with bananas in his ears?
    What ever you want he can't hear you!!!

    Reply
  95. Mckenna Hooley Mar 7, 2018

    Knock knock
    Who there
    Boo
    Boo who
    You don’t need to cry it’s just a joke!

    Reply
  96. JEFF Mar 12, 2018

    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

    Reply
  97. Selena Mar 18, 2018

    Why is it so easy to weigh a fish ?

    because they have their own scales !

    Reply
  98. Cheryl Ford Apr 5, 2018

    What happened to the ice cream when the ice cream truck broke down?
    It was liquidated.

    Reply
  99. Karen Apr 6, 2018

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
    Why
    To get to the bottom

    Reply
  100. Doxy Apr 8, 2018

    what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?

    You are a fun-gi.

    Reply
  101. Doxy Apr 8, 2018

    Can I tell you a whale joke?

    It is a real blower!

    Reply
  102. cupcake Apr 16, 2018

    what type of bagel can fly

    a plain bagel
    lol:)

    Reply
  103. #SoftBallLover Apr 17, 2018

    Here's a good joke for you: what did the fisherman say to the magician. Pick a cod any cod.

    Reply
  104. CHLOE Apr 19, 2018

    DID YA HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE LIBERTY BELL? YEAH. IT CRACKED ME UP!

    Reply
  105. Palmina May 2, 2018

    I think these were funny joke for kids, I looked all through them. They were so, so funny!?

    Reply
  106. Ivory Weatherwalks May 7, 2018

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don't cry, it's just me!

    Reply
  107. Avantika May 23, 2018

    What is a sleeping bull called ?
    A bulldozer !

    Reply
  108. Danielle Ayala May 25, 2018

    What animal is always at a base ball game

    A bat

    Reply
    1. Bethan Dec 27, 2018

      Why was 6 afraid of 7?

      Because 7 8 9 LOL

      Reply
  109. Tony Gioia May 28, 2018

    Why did the bacon laugh? The egg cracked a yolk.

    Reply
  110. Roque Jun 1, 2018

    Q-What do you call a pile of kittens?
    A- A meowntain

    Reply
  111. Anthony Jun 2, 2018

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Amos.

    Amos who?

    Amos-quito bit me!

    Reply
  112. Jessica Jun 4, 2018

    Q: What did one bannana phone say to the other banana phone?

    A: Sorry I can’t answer you right now.

    Reply
  113. Derek Lawson Jul 17, 2018

    what do you call a bear with no teeth
    a gummy bear

    what is the difference between a guitar and a fish
    you cant tuna fish

    Reply
  114. Adheeba Jul 21, 2018

    it was hilarious

    what did the pencil say to the other pencil?

    you are looking sharp

    Reply
  115. Reese Aug 2, 2018

    What did zero say to eight?

    “Nice belt!”

    Reply
  116. Evie Aug 7, 2018

    whats balck and white and red (read) all over??

    answer: a news paper!!!

    Reply
  117. Abbie Sep 3, 2018

    What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day?

    I lava you!

    Reply
  118. Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018

    Teacher: how many letters are in the alphabet?
    Student:18
    Teacher: no, 26
    Student: no, E.T. Took off in a U.F.O. And the C.I.A. Went after him!

    Reply
  119. Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018

    How does Steve get his exercise?

    He runs around the block!

    Reply
  120. Nate Sep 8, 2018

    What type of car does an egg have?

    A yolkswagon

    Reply
  121. Jadesola Sep 12, 2018

    Q which room has no door?
    A a mushroom.

    Q which dog has no tail?
    A a hot dog

    Reply
  122. mikayla Sep 17, 2018

    Railway crossing, watch out for the cars. How do you spell that without any Rs?

    Reply
  123. me Sep 29, 2018

    what does a seamonster eat?
    fish and ships

    Reply
  124. Caycay Oct 3, 2018

    What did the dad say to the Raisan?I did a good job raisan you.

    Reply
  125. PJ Oct 13, 2018

    I like all the jokes because it hilarious.
    Name more please. You the best at making Jokes just don't cuss. Because if it say bed word people won't want to talk to me. We're did you got the Jokes from?

    Reply
  126. Abdul Rehman Oct 15, 2018

    I must say that this is a very impressive collection of jokes for kids and children can easily understand them too.

    Reply
  127. Deijahna Oct 16, 2018

    Wow I love these! There were funny although some took me a while to understand them but whatever! You guys website made me laugh and my family! Now I’m gonna say some of these jokes to my other family members and friends cause I know they will laugh! I knew this would be a good website as I heard may good things about you guys! Wish you the best for the feature!☺️??????❤️????

    Reply
  128. Zachary Oct 27, 2018

    What is the sun's favourite place? Bright Studios.

    Reply
  129. Someone Nov 13, 2018

    Joke: How do you make a kleenex dance?

    Answer: Put a boogie in it!

    Haha

    Reply
  130. ornan Nov 15, 2018

    what do you call a someone who is tall for their age
    a un-dwarf

    Reply
  131. Harry Nov 20, 2018

    What is the difference between a school teacher and a train. The school teacher says spit out the gum and the train says chew chew

    Reply
  132. isaiah Nov 28, 2018

    What are the weakest days of the week
    week-ends hahahaha

    Reply
  133. Liligrace Dec 19, 2018

    How do you make a handkerchief dance??
    Blue little boogie in it .

    Reply
  134. Liligrace Dec 19, 2018

    How do you make a handkerchief dance??
    Blowb a little boogie in it .

    Reply
  135. Evie vella Dec 24, 2018

    Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because she wasn’t pelting well

    Reply
  136. Simon Burke Jan 1, 2019

    Q. A mushroom walks into a bar and the barman says “Sorry mate I can’t serve you” and the mushroom says back “Why not? I’m a fungi ( Fun guy )

    Reply
  137. mason age 9 Jan 15, 2019

    why do seagulls fly over the sea

    because if they flew over the bay they would be called baguls

    Reply
  138. Steve N. Jan 31, 2019

    Do you know , or What's the difference between an Elephant and a Loaf of Bread?
    No. I don't know.
    I guess I can't sent you to the store!

    Reply
  139. Grace o donoghue Feb 1, 2019

    Why did Adele cross the road because she wanted to say hello from the other side

    Reply
  140. GeoMaster108 Feb 17, 2019

    What would you call isreal if it poofed away?

    Wasreal!

    Reply
  141. Kobey Feb 23, 2019

    Why was 6 afraid of 7... because 7 8 9.

    Reply
  142. Lorna May 3, 2019

    what do you call 2 banana skins?
    a pair of slippers!

    Reply
  143. Aryon Nov 13, 2019

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for chick- fil -a!

    Reply
  144. Kendra Gioia Dec 6, 2019

    Knock, Knock. Who's There? Rattle. Rattle Who? Rattle eat cheese if you leave it out for him.

    Reply
  145. Suzie Dec 12, 2019

    Whats a pirate's favourite letter? ARRRRRRRRR!
    get it ''r'' and arrrrrrrrr?

    Reply
  146. happy Dec 26, 2019

    Q. what did the man say when he walked into a bar
    A. ouch.

    Reply
  147. Anthony Dec 31, 2019

    Whats an elves favorite singer, ELVIS PRESLEY

    Reply
  148. JADE THE KITTTTTTYYYY Jan 2, 2020

    Joke-How does a meteoroligist go up a Mountain?
    Answer-They climate

    Reply
    1. Emil Hilding (SWE) Apr 9, 2021

      What does the moon do when he gets too long hair?

      Eclipse it.

      Reply
  149. Dmc_Chillz Jan 3, 2020

    My pops joke:

    Q: what do you call a deer in the rain?

    A: a rain-deer

    Reply
  150. Morgan Jan 10, 2020

    Q: What did the ranch say to the refrigerator?

    A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

    Reply
  151. Sushi Jan 30, 2020

    My sisters love this joke
    Q Earth slipped on some milk he wondered were did it come from?
    A The milky way!

    Reply
  152. Mommie g Mar 1, 2020

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a lil "BOOGIE" in it????

    Reply
  153. Bonnie Mar 10, 2020

    Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
    A: You don’t get down off an elephant, you get down off a goose!

    Reply
  154. Srihaas May 1, 2020

    You are on a horse with a lion behind you and a giraffe in front of you. How do you escape this situation?The answer is to jump of the carousel!

    Reply
  155. Jonathan May 13, 2020

    Q:What did the cat say to the bird
    A: I'm not kitten around

    Reply
  156. Sarah Jun 10, 2020

    Q Why does the television need glasses?
    A Because his vision is bad!

    Reply
  157. Wizzy Jun 15, 2020

    what do you get when u cross an elefant and dark vader?
    an elevater!!!

    Reply
  158. Cassandra Hattley Jun 17, 2020

    How do you get a chicken to cook?..

    You put it in the oven!.. My 5 year old is kinda dark. But it was really funny when he first said this.

    Reply
  159. NITNAT Jul 27, 2020

    What goes haha plop?

    A man who laughed his head off.

    Reply
  160. oliver Aug 31, 2020

    funny🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    Reply
  161. Brittania Sep 15, 2020

    What’s a cat’s favorite color purrrple

    Reply
  162. Tirrinisha Oct 6, 2020

    What do you call ducks eat for lunch?

    A QUACKER

    Reply
  163. Karl Savana Nov 25, 2020

    Q. Why did the elephant had so many wrinkles
    A. Because no one ironed it!

    Reply
  164. Gavin Kings Dec 3, 2020

    All of your jokes are really funny
    What is a pirate favorite subject
    Arrrt

    Reply
  165. Ariana Dec 10, 2020

    Q Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
    A Because then it would be a foot.
    Q Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    A Right where you left it.
    Q Why was the white car white?
    A Because they didn't paint it black.
    Q If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do elves get?
    A They get Mistle-toes

    Reply
  166. ~*Nova*~ Dec 11, 2020

    What did the science book say to the math book?

    You got problems

    Reply
  167. Laila Jan 19, 2021

    What do you call a box with three ducks in it? A box of Quakers

    Reply
  168. christian Jan 20, 2021

    knock knock

    whoś there

    cow´s go

    cow´s go who

    no cows go MOO

    Reply
  169. Dominic Jan 20, 2021

    How did the hamburger introduce his wife Meat Patty

    Reply
  170. MomMack Jan 21, 2021

    Our absolute favorite:

    What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

    Ham-Boogers!

    Reply
  171. Kate Jan 27, 2021

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Amish.

    Amish who?

    You dont look like a shoe!

    Reply
  172. Kate Jan 27, 2021

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    What.

    What who?

    Sorry, only one question at a time.

    Reply
  173. Kate Jan 27, 2021

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Who.

    Who who?

    Where did you learn to speak owl?

    Reply
  174. Roma W Pedneau Feb 7, 2021

    What's the smartest dinosaur?

    The thesaurus

    (I am just a child so)

    Reply
    1. Zada Coleman Feb 23, 2021

      Q. What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo?
      A. “Alpaca my bags!”

      (I'm a child not a adult)

      Reply
  175. Yassee Eg Egypt Feb 14, 2021

    Knock Knock (Who 's there) Hoo (Hoo who)Are you an owl?

    Reply
  176. Pratyush Uzumaki Feb 23, 2021

    Q Why was Six scared of seven
    A Because Seven Eight Nine

    Reply
  177. Noelle Feb 27, 2021

    Why are fish bad at basketball?
    A: They are afraid of the net!

    Reply
  178. Anne Mar 4, 2021

    Q: How to you measure a snake?
    A: In inches, they don't have feet

    Reply
  179. mya Mar 11, 2021

    Q: Have you heard the joke about the banana peel?!

    A: never mind it slipped out of my mind!

    Reply
  180. Olivia Mar 12, 2021

    have you heard the joke about pizza

    oh never mind its to cheesy

    I am 11 years old

    Reply
  181. Nico Mar 16, 2021

    Where do spiders look stuff up?
    The spider web!

    Reply
  182. Nico Mar 16, 2021

    Do you want to hear a construction joke?
    Sorry I’m still working on it

    Reply
  183. Nico Mar 16, 2021

    What do you call a duck that gets all A’s
    A wise quacker

    Reply
  184. Gavin Mar 18, 2021

    hi my name is Gavin i'm a kid but i got a good one i thought up

    Why Was Pikachu in someones belly? Because he got Pika-Chewed

    Reply
  185. Gavin Mar 22, 2021

    these are gooooood jokes

    Reply
  186. Tristan Mar 22, 2021

    Q:what kin of bagel can fly
    A:a plain bagel

    Reply
  187. Christopher Van Nikerek Mar 24, 2021

    What do you call a giraffe stuck in his car

    A giraffik jam

    Reply
  188. Adalee Mar 25, 2021

    Q-What did one bat say to the other bat?

    A-You wanna hang out together?

    Reply
  189. meloddy Mar 26, 2021

    what did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato come on you're going to lose the race just catch up

    Reply
  190. isabella Mar 26, 2021

    why did the teacher need sunglasses.because her students were so bright

    Reply
  191. Alice Mar 30, 2021

    Why was cinderella not able to play soccer?
    Because she kept running away from the ball.
    Get it,as in 'ball'.

    Reply
  192. Sarah Mar 30, 2021

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    BI-SON.
    HA HA HA.

    Reply
  193. Lollipop Layla Mar 30, 2021

    Why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?

    Because it is pointless!

    Reply
  194. julia Apr 1, 2021

    Q why do fish live in salt water?
    A because pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOO

    Reply
  195. Ella Apr 6, 2021

    what do you call an avocado that goes to church?

    holy guacamole!

    Reply
  196. Brooke Perry Apr 12, 2021

    Why did the M&M go to school?
    it wanted to be Smartie. lol

    Reply
  197. Syncere Apr 18, 2021

    joke idea: why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby because it was a little horse lolol

    Reply
  198. chloe Apr 19, 2021

    why did the banana go to the docter ?

    becuse he was not pealling well

    Reply
  199. Brooke Kohlieber Apr 28, 2021

    what has a head a tail and know body

    if you said coin you are right

    Reply
  200. helen alvarado May 7, 2021

    My 6 year old daughter: What did the eyebrow say to the other eyebrow? You’re hairy.

    My 8 year old: why did the student eat his homework? Because she said it was a piece of cake.

    Reply
  201. issabelle May 13, 2021

    why did the student eat his homework

    because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

    Reply
  202. Matt jenkins May 24, 2021

    “Why do fish live in saltwater?”
    Because pepper makes them sneeze!

    Reply
  203. Kesav Satyavolu May 25, 2021

    Q:Why did the student eat his homework?
    A:Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

    Reply
  204. Austen May 27, 2021

    Q Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long?
    A Because then it would be a foot!

    Reply
  205. Lilian Jun 5, 2021

    I'm just a nine year old girl now. So....

    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Oswald.

    Oswald who?

    Oswald my bubblegum :(

    (Swallowed my bubblegum)

    Haha

    Reply
  206. Virginia McAllister Jul 16, 2021

    How does oseans say hi to eachother THEY WAVE!

    Reply

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