Looking for funny jokes for kids? Here are 100 hilarious kids jokes that are clean and family friendly! Whether you’re looking for material for a joke of the day, entertainment for a road trip, or just wanting to make kids laugh, these jokes are the best!
Telling silly jokes is such a childhood rite of passage. My kids love jokes!
After this, you’ll want to head over to our collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids. I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate. These jokes won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 400th time. Then there’s not much I can do about that!
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This post was last updated October 2021.
- Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
4. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
7. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
8. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
9. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
10. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
11. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
12. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
14. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
15. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
16. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
17. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
18. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
19. Q: Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
20. Q: Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!
21. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
22. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?Pilgrims!
23. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
24. Q: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
25. Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
26. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
27. Q: Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!
28. Q: Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
29. Q: What is brown and sticky? A stick!
30. Q: Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
31. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
32. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
33. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!
34. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
35. Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?By the footprints in the butter!
36. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
37. Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? “Here come the elephants!”
38. Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
39. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
40. Q: What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
41. Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
42. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
43. Q: What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead. (going on a head)
44. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
45. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!
46. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
47. Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
48. Q: Why do strings never win a race? Because they always tie!
49. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
50. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
51. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!
52. Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
53. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
54. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
55. Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
56. Q: What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
57. Q: How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
58. Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
59. Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
60. Q: Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
61. Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
62. Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
63. Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak!
64. Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? Because she was stuffed!
65. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
66. Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
67. Q: What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
68. Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
69. Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!
70. Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!
71. Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.
72. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
73. Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
74. Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A corn field.
75. Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!
76. Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!
77. Q: Why did the man put sugar on his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams!
78. Q: Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a virus!
79. Q: What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers!
80. Q: What do you call a cow who gets her way all the time? Spoiled milk!
81. Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experiments! (experi-mints!)
82. Q: What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
83. Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
84. Q: What do you call a mad elephant? An earthquake!
85. Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
86. Q: What do you get on every birthday? A year older!
87. Q: Why should you not talk to circles? Because there is no point!
88. Q: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle? Because there are so many CHEETAHS! (cheaters)
89. Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
90. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
91. Q: How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
92. Q: What’s gray and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine!
93. Q: Why can’t an egg tell a joke? It will crack up!
94. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
95. Q: What do fish play on the piano? Scales!
96. Q: Where do hamburgers go dancing? A meat ball!
97. Q: How do billboards talk? Sign language!
98. Q: What do snakes like to study in school? Hissss-tory!
99. Q: What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
100. Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
101. Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud.
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Have a joke to add? Leave a comment with your kids’ favorite joke!
Rachel May 2, 2015
What did the hairdresser say to the bee?
Would you like a buzzcut?
(My 9 year old son thought this up!)
Grace Sep 23, 2016
Knock knock who's there toilet toilet who? (Flush the toilet ) haha
BRODIE Feb 26, 2019
Anna Aug 24, 2021
Jessica Mar 15, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
By the way I am not a parent I am a child just so you know
Julia May 19, 2021
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You think is arr r but it’s sea c. Haha
I’m a kid
Danielle Apr 22, 2017
(My 8 year old wanted me to post this joke after she enjoyed reading yours!)
- What's the tornado's favourite game?
sam jackson Nov 13, 2018
Ha ha ha that's funny #lol :)
Lakesha Lachanda Ivey Dec 22, 2018
funny people these days
Lana Dec 15, 2018
Omg that is so cute!
madison sherray ann smith Apr 29, 2020
what do you call a spider who is on his phone?
a spider who is surfing the web
Callie May 6, 2021
Why did the prune take the plum to the dance?
Because she didn't have a date!
Charlotte Burton May 18, 2021
Who is there?
Cow whoooo? Cow says moooo! lol
sophie Dec 10, 2021
Why didnt the bear have desert? Because he was stuffed
Laura May 6, 2015
Q What do you call a dinosaur that can't see?
A a do-you-think-he-saw-us
stolen from Jurassic Park!
Q Why did the jellybean go to school?
A Because he wanted to be a smartie!
Megan Murphy Apr 14, 2017
Q what's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A you can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.
Linae Nov 13, 2018
What did Justine bieber say to the bever?
If I were your boyfriend I'd never let you go!
yael kilbride Oct 9, 2020
why 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
Alex Feb 6, 2019
tee hee! love these jokes!
Katie Feb 13, 2021
Q what do you do with an angry Alien
A just give him some space
abigail Jun 6, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? because he was feeling crummy.
Megan May 6, 2015
My son's favorite joke:
Mandy May 6, 2015
My son and daughter love Thomas The Tank Engine so I thought of this one night...
Where do the engines go to sleep?
Jazmine May 6, 2015
That's good. I'll have to try that on my son. He loves Thomas too
Danielle Powell May 6, 2015
Leaf me alone.
Jan Stone May 6, 2015
My daughter's favourite ...
Where do wasps go when they're not feeling well?
Lila Oct 27, 2020
Lol I laughed and so did my son!!
David May 6, 2015
Why do vampires brush their teeth?
They don't want bat breath!
Nuriya Apr 2, 2019
Me to that was my favorite joke
Paula May 6, 2015
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!!!
Stacy May 6, 2015
My eight year old made up a great one while we were working on his dinosaur project.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
happy Oct 3, 2018
Tammy May 7, 2015
What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when it hit the windshield?
Anita Scott Dec 19, 2019
What did the daddy tamoto say to the baby tamoto? ... Hurry up and catchup??
Robbie Lowry May 7, 2015
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Jill May 7, 2015
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got wiped out
Sorry, my crazy kids...
Sonya McElwrath May 16, 2018
That's funny and I'm a 58 yr old grandma!!!!
megan May 7, 2015
My 7 year old thought this one up when she was in Kindergarten:
Where do baby cows eat? In the calf-ateria.
Anthony Leonard May 8, 2015
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bakin!
Kelly May 8, 2015
My kids' favorite:
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Gina Sawires Apr 29, 2019
What do you call something full with enless letters
By my friend
Maureen May 9, 2015
Two originals from our house:
What kind of boat goes around a castle?
A Moat-or boat!
Which part of the car has the most fun?
Lori May 10, 2015
First place winner in the Iowa State Fair kids joke contest a few years back.
Annalee Zeidner May 13, 2015
Radio not, here I come!
Haelyanah Mar 11, 2021
this is a good joke
Nisha Khanna May 13, 2015
What do you call a monkey when you take it's banannas? Furious George.
Noa Jun 3, 2015
What does a Mermaid wear to maths class?
Micahel Apr 16, 2021
how do waves say hi?
Declan Jun 3, 2015
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
my five-year-old's favorite joke :)
Jean Jul 13, 2015
Duane the tub, I''m Drowning!
Chrissy Sep 10, 2015
why did the banana go to the doctors???
Because he wasn't peeling well
Elizabeth Arias Apr 8, 2019
I like banana ?jokes they are funny!!?
Robert McElroy Dec 27, 2015
Q: what side of a turkey has the money at feathers?
A: the outside of course.
Q: why do pilgrims pants always fall down?
A: because their belt buckle is on their hat.
Q: how do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll let you know next week... Lol?
Anne S. Feb 14, 2016
I'm outstanding who?
I'm outstanding in the rain! Plz let me in!
Sara G Feb 17, 2016
What are pirates favourite socks?
Ine Feb 19, 2016
What is pink and runs through the dessert?
A herd of strawberry yoghurt...
OG Jun 22, 2019
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me
Megan Pedro Mar 6, 2016
My son is into Knock knock jokes right now. His favorite made up is;
Banana I love you.
I would like to feature you on my new fb group, Homeschool Warriors Village.
Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016
Did u hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered!
Yuk yuk... (Jodi Picoult, author extraordinaire, jokes from "Lone Wolf")
Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016
You're kidding me,right? Even adults can get a yuk outta these. Here's to the humor in everything!
Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
He's always afraid he's following someone.
*Before anyone gets offended,my hubby is dyslexic,and he laughed. We have to take ourselves far less seriously sometimes, and laugh at ourselves!
Nsndjdk May 5, 2016
How do you fly go in a plane
Emma May 17, 2016
Q.What do you call a pig that knows karate
A.a pork chop
WILLIAM Dec 24, 2017
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITH NO SHOES ON?
Annie Martinez May 29, 2016
What did the doggy say when he walked over the sand paper?
A: "rough, rough " (ruff, ruff)
Nicole Jensen Feb 9, 2021
Lol..when my niece was 3..she is 18 now...she made a joke similar to that...What did the puppy say when he sat on sandpaper.?.....Ruff Ruff
Catherine Jul 17, 2016
Here's the full elephant-in-the fridge joke as I remember it.
How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen? (4, 2 in the front and 2 in the back)
How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? (A set of footprints in the butter)
How do you know there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator? (2 sets of footprints in the butter)
How do you know there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator? (3 sets of footprints in the butter)
How do you know there are 4 elephants in your refrigerator? (Their Volkswagen is parked out front.)
Lacie lestage Jul 28, 2016
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him!
cosentino fan Aug 26, 2016
Q:what do you call a spider with no eye
Q:what do you call a fish with no eye
ME! Jul 28, 2020
Q: What do you call a bear with no ear?
A: An ear less "b"
Swapneel Vagal Oct 4, 2016
What type of infection does a book have?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Ms. Alaina Oct 19, 2016
What did one egg say to the other egg after they told a joke?
You crack me up.
Orc Nov 3, 2016
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree!
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No. See, it works!
GINA HUDSON Dec 1, 2016
My grandaughters favorite: What's in the middle of a gummy bear? A jelly button
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot
Ambika Dec 12, 2016
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a lamb?
A striped sweater!
Ambika Dec 12, 2016
What is a rock's favorite kind of music?
Rock and Roll
Shay Dec 12, 2016
Why did darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Jami Apr 25, 2018
What do u get when u cross a rolling pin, and a stone?
ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!
Dorothy Dec 26, 2016
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Charlecia Moore Jan 2, 2017
Lol I agree. What did the wall say to his mom? I'll meet u at the corner!
Jaylah Jan 30, 2017
Q.Why do seagulls fly over the sea
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygulls
Get it lol
Anand Feb 1, 2017
Great work. Nice jokes
Olivia Cartmell Feb 9, 2017
Why did the chicken get a penalty?
-the ref called "foul
Nicole Mar 14, 2017
What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light?
Don't look I'm changing
Megan Apr 2, 2017
What do you call a dinosaur with no legs
Isabella Apr 22, 2017
Q. What is the Easter bunnys fav breakfast
A.a egg mcmuffin
Shelly May 11, 2017
My 5 year old granddaughter told me these.
1. What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here I'm going on ahead.
2. Why can't the a bike stand up?
Because it's to tired.
Melinda Mcglore May 21, 2017
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
Johanny Venegas May 25, 2017
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Why do you call a dog that can tell time?
A. A watch dog!
Zack jacob May 27, 2017
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide
Jalayshia May 27, 2017
What's green and sings?
Tracey Jun 4, 2017
I would tell you a joke about pizza .., but it's too cheesy!
Ummm me Ryn Sep 25, 2018
Now that’s funny
Lana Nov 13, 2018
That's the funniest joke out of all the comments!
Kayleemay Jul 10, 2017
_ What's the most dangerous type of star?
_ A shooting star
It's my daughter's favourite xx
Amy G Jul 14, 2017
Q:what does a baby computer call its daddy ?
E. Davis Schmidt Jul 23, 2017
Q: why did the duck cross the road?
A; She had to ask the chicken a quacktion.
Pat Aug 5, 2017
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
(Maybe more one for Mum and Dad)
Faith ebony Aug 20, 2017
Yes, that's right. Please can I get your help? My tardis is broken.
Taylor Sewart Aug 20, 2017
What letter of the alphabet do pirates get stuck on?
Puppylife Sep 3, 2017
Why did the cow cross the road
To go to the movies
Jill Sep 20, 2017
What do you call Casper's parents?
Jennifer rumrill Oct 2, 2017
I put a joke in my daughters lunch everyday and the whole lunch room enjoys them thanks for the great jokes
Lana Nov 13, 2018
That's a great idea!
Melissa Apr 6, 2021
Haha exactly what I’m doing right now! Looking for new jokes for the “Joke of the Day”
MYKENZIE ROY Oct 28, 2017
Q: what do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meow-tain
T Konez Nov 16, 2017
Every day my 6th graders ask for a joke. I just couldn’t think of any. Thank goodness I found your web site. Now I’m the hit of the class.
Azaan Nov 17, 2017
Q: What is something you can catch but you can not throw?
A cold !!!!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
Q: What music does a mummy like best?
Mickanight Nov 23, 2017
I got one how do a dog stop a video...He pressed the pawse button.hahaha
William Mello Nov 23, 2017
I have a joke:
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Kaz Nov 30, 2017
Q. What can a bird do but a fly can’t?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
Kimberly Dec 1, 2017
Why did the kettle get so hot? (A) It wanted to blow off steam..
Sally Nancy Dec 6, 2017
What’s a dogs favorite instrument
Janelle Dec 10, 2017
What kind of truck likes to sleep
Jessica Dec 12, 2017
What is a sharks favourite game?
Swallow the leader!
Jessica Dec 12, 2017
Why did the jellybean want to go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!
alyssa hindson Dec 27, 2017
Q who is the smartest owl on Earth
A OWLbert Einstine
Madison Dec 30, 2017
Why dose NASA organize there company parties
Ashley Jan 2, 2018
Q: What did one snowman say to another?⛄️
A: Do you smell carrots??
Tabitha Matacale Jan 6, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Avina Jan 8, 2018
Which animal has fur but barely uses it?
Sarah Jan 9, 2018
What do you call a snowman and a vampire?
Em Jan 10, 2018
What's the books favorite make up. A:Glossary
Brittany Jan 31, 2018
Why did the dentist give the little girl laughing gas?
To make her teeth feel funny!
Babe Feb 7, 2018
What is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on a long vacation
Alice#1 Feb 16, 2018
Isabelle necessary on a bike
This guy Feb 20, 2018
Where did the sheep go the cut his hair
obed Feb 23, 2018
Dwayne the bathtub i'm drowning
Mary Jan 29, 2019
Should be "Dwayne the bathtub....I'm dwowning." :)
Valerie Feb 25, 2018
What’s brown and sticky?
John Mar 2, 2018
What to Cow astronauts do?
Fly to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Ariana Mar 3, 2018
Two riddles made up by my 7-year-old girl:
1) What does a koala look for in IKEA?
Answer: Koality stuff
2) How do aliens arrange space parties?
Answer: They plan-et
hannah Mar 3, 2018
whats in the middle of the ocean?
the letter e
kyla Mar 4, 2018
What do you call a dinosaur with bananas in his ears?
What ever you want he can't hear you!!!
Mckenna Hooley Mar 7, 2018
You don’t need to cry it’s just a joke!
JEFF Mar 12, 2018
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Selena Mar 18, 2018
Why is it so easy to weigh a fish ?
because they have their own scales !
Cheryl Ford Apr 5, 2018
What happened to the ice cream when the ice cream truck broke down?
It was liquidated.
Karen Apr 6, 2018
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
To get to the bottom
Doxy Apr 8, 2018
what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?
You are a fun-gi.
Doxy Apr 8, 2018
Can I tell you a whale joke?
It is a real blower!
cupcake Apr 16, 2018
what type of bagel can fly
a plain bagel
#SoftBallLover Apr 17, 2018
Here's a good joke for you: what did the fisherman say to the magician. Pick a cod any cod.
CHLOE Apr 19, 2018
DID YA HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE LIBERTY BELL? YEAH. IT CRACKED ME UP!
Palmina May 2, 2018
I think these were funny joke for kids, I looked all through them. They were so, so funny!?
Ivory Weatherwalks May 7, 2018
Don't cry, it's just me!
Avantika May 23, 2018
What is a sleeping bull called ?
A bulldozer !
Danielle Ayala May 25, 2018
What animal is always at a base ball game
Bethan Dec 27, 2018
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 LOL
Tony Gioia May 28, 2018
Why did the bacon laugh? The egg cracked a yolk.
Roque Jun 1, 2018
Q-What do you call a pile of kittens?
A- A meowntain
Anthony Jun 2, 2018
Amos-quito bit me!
Jessica Jun 4, 2018
Q: What did one bannana phone say to the other banana phone?
A: Sorry I can’t answer you right now.
Derek Lawson Jul 17, 2018
what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
what is the difference between a guitar and a fish
you cant tuna fish
Adheeba Jul 21, 2018
it was hilarious
what did the pencil say to the other pencil?
you are looking sharp
Reese Aug 2, 2018
What did zero say to eight?
Evie Aug 7, 2018
whats balck and white and red (read) all over??
answer: a news paper!!!
Abbie Sep 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you!
Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018
Teacher: how many letters are in the alphabet?
Teacher: no, 26
Student: no, E.T. Took off in a U.F.O. And the C.I.A. Went after him!
Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018
How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block!
Nate Sep 8, 2018
What type of car does an egg have?
Jadesola Sep 12, 2018
Q which room has no door?
A a mushroom.
Q which dog has no tail?
A a hot dog
mikayla Sep 17, 2018
Railway crossing, watch out for the cars. How do you spell that without any Rs?
me Sep 29, 2018
what does a seamonster eat?
fish and ships
Caycay Oct 3, 2018
What did the dad say to the Raisan?I did a good job raisan you.
PJ Oct 13, 2018
I like all the jokes because it hilarious.
Name more please. You the best at making Jokes just don't cuss. Because if it say bed word people won't want to talk to me. We're did you got the Jokes from?
Abdul Rehman Oct 15, 2018
I must say that this is a very impressive collection of jokes for kids and children can easily understand them too.
Deijahna Oct 16, 2018
Wow I love these! There were funny although some took me a while to understand them but whatever! You guys website made me laugh and my family! Now I’m gonna say some of these jokes to my other family members and friends cause I know they will laugh! I knew this would be a good website as I heard may good things about you guys! Wish you the best for the feature!☺️??????❤️????
Zachary Oct 27, 2018
What is the sun's favourite place? Bright Studios.
Someone Nov 13, 2018
Joke: How do you make a kleenex dance?
Answer: Put a boogie in it!
ornan Nov 15, 2018
what do you call a someone who is tall for their age
Harry Nov 20, 2018
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train. The school teacher says spit out the gum and the train says chew chew
isaiah Nov 28, 2018
What are the weakest days of the week
Liligrace Dec 19, 2018
How do you make a handkerchief dance??
Blue little boogie in it .
Liligrace Dec 19, 2018
How do you make a handkerchief dance??
Blowb a little boogie in it .
Evie vella Dec 24, 2018
Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because she wasn’t pelting well
Simon Burke Jan 1, 2019
Q. A mushroom walks into a bar and the barman says “Sorry mate I can’t serve you” and the mushroom says back “Why not? I’m a fungi ( Fun guy )
mason age 9 Jan 15, 2019
why do seagulls fly over the sea
because if they flew over the bay they would be called baguls
Steve N. Jan 31, 2019
Do you know , or What's the difference between an Elephant and a Loaf of Bread?
No. I don't know.
I guess I can't sent you to the store!
Grace o donoghue Feb 1, 2019
Why did Adele cross the road because she wanted to say hello from the other side
GeoMaster108 Feb 17, 2019
What would you call isreal if it poofed away?
Kobey Feb 23, 2019
Why was 6 afraid of 7... because 7 8 9.
Lorna May 3, 2019
what do you call 2 banana skins?
a pair of slippers!
Aryon Nov 13, 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for chick- fil -a!
Kendra Gioia Dec 6, 2019
Knock, Knock. Who's There? Rattle. Rattle Who? Rattle eat cheese if you leave it out for him.
Suzie Dec 12, 2019
Whats a pirate's favourite letter? ARRRRRRRRR!
get it ''r'' and arrrrrrrrr?
happy Dec 26, 2019
Q. what did the man say when he walked into a bar
Anthony Dec 31, 2019
Whats an elves favorite singer, ELVIS PRESLEY
JADE THE KITTTTTTYYYY Jan 2, 2020
Joke-How does a meteoroligist go up a Mountain?
Emil Hilding (SWE) Apr 9, 2021
What does the moon do when he gets too long hair?
Dmc_Chillz Jan 3, 2020
My pops joke:
Q: what do you call a deer in the rain?
A: a rain-deer
Morgan Jan 10, 2020
Q: What did the ranch say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Sushi Jan 30, 2020
My sisters love this joke
Q Earth slipped on some milk he wondered were did it come from?
A The milky way!
Mommie g Mar 1, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil "BOOGIE" in it????
Bonnie Mar 10, 2020
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don’t get down off an elephant, you get down off a goose!
Srihaas May 1, 2020
You are on a horse with a lion behind you and a giraffe in front of you. How do you escape this situation?The answer is to jump of the carousel!
Jonathan May 13, 2020
Q:What did the cat say to the bird
A: I'm not kitten around
Sarah Jun 10, 2020
Q Why does the television need glasses?
A Because his vision is bad!
Wizzy Jun 15, 2020
what do you get when u cross an elefant and dark vader?
Cassandra Hattley Jun 17, 2020
How do you get a chicken to cook?..
You put it in the oven!.. My 5 year old is kinda dark. But it was really funny when he first said this.
NITNAT Jul 27, 2020
What goes haha plop?
A man who laughed his head off.
oliver Aug 31, 2020
Brittania Sep 15, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color purrrple
Tirrinisha Oct 6, 2020
What do you call ducks eat for lunch?
Karl Savana Nov 25, 2020
Q. Why did the elephant had so many wrinkles
A. Because no one ironed it!
Gavin Kings Dec 3, 2020
All of your jokes are really funny
What is a pirate favorite subject
Ariana Dec 10, 2020
Q Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A Because then it would be a foot.
Q Where do you find a cow with no legs?
A Right where you left it.
Q Why was the white car white?
A Because they didn't paint it black.
Q If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do elves get?
A They get Mistle-toes
~*Nova*~ Dec 11, 2020
What did the science book say to the math book?
You got problems
Laila Jan 19, 2021
What do you call a box with three ducks in it? A box of Quakers
christian Jan 20, 2021
cow´s go who
no cows go MOO
Dominic Jan 20, 2021
How did the hamburger introduce his wife Meat Patty
MomMack Jan 21, 2021
Our absolute favorite:
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
Kate Jan 27, 2021
You dont look like a shoe!
Kate Jan 27, 2021
Sorry, only one question at a time.
Kate Jan 27, 2021
Where did you learn to speak owl?
Roma W Pedneau Feb 7, 2021
What's the smartest dinosaur?
(I am just a child so)
Zada Coleman Feb 23, 2021
Q. What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo?
A. “Alpaca my bags!”
(I'm a child not a adult)
Yassee Eg Egypt Feb 14, 2021
Knock Knock (Who 's there) Hoo (Hoo who)Are you an owl?
Pratyush Uzumaki Feb 23, 2021
Q Why was Six scared of seven
A Because Seven Eight Nine
Noelle Feb 27, 2021
Why are fish bad at basketball?
A: They are afraid of the net!
Anne Mar 4, 2021
Q: How to you measure a snake?
A: In inches, they don't have feet
mya Mar 11, 2021
Q: Have you heard the joke about the banana peel?!
A: never mind it slipped out of my mind!
Olivia Mar 12, 2021
have you heard the joke about pizza
oh never mind its to cheesy
I am 11 years old
Nico Mar 16, 2021
Where do spiders look stuff up?
The spider web!
Nico Mar 16, 2021
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry I’m still working on it
Nico Mar 16, 2021
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s
A wise quacker
Gavin Mar 18, 2021
hi my name is Gavin i'm a kid but i got a good one i thought up
Why Was Pikachu in someones belly? Because he got Pika-Chewed
Gavin Mar 22, 2021
these are gooooood jokes
Tristan Mar 22, 2021
Q:what kin of bagel can fly
A:a plain bagel
Christopher Van Nikerek Mar 24, 2021
What do you call a giraffe stuck in his car
A giraffik jam
Adalee Mar 25, 2021
Q-What did one bat say to the other bat?
A-You wanna hang out together?
meloddy Mar 26, 2021
what did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato come on you're going to lose the race just catch up
isabella Mar 26, 2021
why did the teacher need sunglasses.because her students were so bright
Alice Mar 30, 2021
Why was cinderella not able to play soccer?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
Get it,as in 'ball'.
Sarah Mar 30, 2021
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
HA HA HA.
Lollipop Layla Mar 30, 2021
Why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?
Because it is pointless!
julia Apr 1, 2021
Q why do fish live in salt water?
A because pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOO
Ella Apr 6, 2021
what do you call an avocado that goes to church?
Brooke Perry Apr 12, 2021
Why did the M&M go to school?
it wanted to be Smartie. lol
Syncere Apr 18, 2021
joke idea: why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby because it was a little horse lolol
chloe Apr 19, 2021
why did the banana go to the docter ?
becuse he was not pealling well
Brooke Kohlieber Apr 28, 2021
what has a head a tail and know body
if you said coin you are right
helen alvarado May 7, 2021
My 6 year old daughter: What did the eyebrow say to the other eyebrow? You’re hairy.
My 8 year old: why did the student eat his homework? Because she said it was a piece of cake.
issabelle May 13, 2021
why did the student eat his homework
because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
Matt jenkins May 24, 2021
“Why do fish live in saltwater?”
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Kesav Satyavolu May 25, 2021
Q:Why did the student eat his homework?
A:Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Austen May 27, 2021
Q Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long?
A Because then it would be a foot!
Lilian Jun 5, 2021
I'm just a nine year old girl now. So....
Oswald my bubblegum :(
(Swallowed my bubblegum)
Virginia McAllister Jul 16, 2021
How does oseans say hi to eachother THEY WAVE!
Kallie Nov 17, 2021
Q: What do penguins eat?
A: Ice burg-ers
connor Dec 1, 2021
Q: Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
A: They just wash up on the shore
Kenzie Wacadoodle Jan 11, 2022
What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
Linda See Feb 14, 2022
These are fabulous and so are the ones in the comments. Have a blessed day
Seanna Mar 14, 2022
A few jokes my kids made up:
Q: What does a bear fight with?
A; His bear hands (bare hands)
Q: What did the fungi say to each other when they moved into their new mansion?
A: There’s so mushroom (much room)
Q: why did McDonalds go to the race
A: Because it was fast food
Q: What did the mommy hair say to the baby hair?
A: Don’t be knotty! (Naughty)
Hanna Oct 26, 2022
I really LOVE the jokes that your kids made up!
Rylea Jun 12, 2022
Why couldn't the horse sing a lullaby cuz she was a little horse
Nuray Jul 16, 2022
Who is it?
Ice see you.
Axel Aug 12, 2022
What is a ninja's favourite shoe?
Carina Oct 4, 2022
What is the ninja favourite shoe
ibrahim Nov 2, 2022
what did they say the fish without eyes . fsh
i am 9
James age 7 Feb 5, 2023
Why did the grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair ?
He wanted to rock ‘n’ roll.
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