Here are 25 knock, knock jokes that kids will be sure to love!
I think knock, knock jokes are a childhood rite of passage. Yes, they’re corny and goofy, but kids LOVE them! And then of course they have to make up their own – which make absolutely no sense at all! 🙂
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Big interrupting cow. Big interrupting cow who? MOOOOOOO!
(The MOOO needs to be delivered while the other person is still asking big interrupting cow who – this is fun to watch kids try to get the timing right! 🙂 )
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
(My almost 7 year old came up with this one, and he was so proud! Although I’m sure that someone somewhere has thought of this same idea.)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
(repeat a few more times)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Car go. Car go who? Car go BEEP BEEP!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up!
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? See, you forgot me already!
Want more jokes? Here are 30 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (not knock, knock jokes)
Holly says
June 5, 2016 at 11:33 pmOkay, this is potty humor, but my kids love it:
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe Who? No, YOU’re a poo!
Shellease says
May 24, 2018 at 2:27 pmSo sick
Eve says
July 17, 2018 at 8:19 pmThat’s hilarious lol
Sonia says
June 7, 2016 at 2:13 amLol! Thanks!! Some I hadn’t heard and some I’d forgotten. That Doctor Who one was around when I was a kid (and possibly when my dad was a kid) but he can still get credit since he hasn’t heard. My kids enjoy that one. I add the oooeeeooo from the theme or try to make TARDIS noises after the punchline. Actually, the interrupting cow one… I started doing an interrupting Dalek, coming in with “EXTERMINATE” before they’re done asking, “Interrupting Dalek who?”
Suzy says
July 10, 2016 at 11:20 amMy 4 and 6 year old were laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing ?.
Shellease says
May 24, 2018 at 2:33 pmThey will laugh and ll there head exploder
Landon Kenny says
October 8, 2017 at 7:12 pmHere is a great one my 6 year old son just made up:
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Emoji…
Emoji who?
No! Emoji Poo!
autumn says
November 6, 2017 at 6:41 pmthese dont have what i wanted
Shutyo Mouf says
July 5, 2018 at 9:14 pmYou can’t buy friends here. Try ebay.
Mua says
November 14, 2017 at 10:40 pmThese are lame jokes make them more interesting and more funny like this, knock knock, who’s there? Leafer,leafer who? Leafer alone
Shutyo Mouf says
July 5, 2018 at 9:11 pmKnock, knock. Who’s there? Just Mua with a lame joke thinking he/she is funnier than they really are! ….. You’re welcome!
Annabelle Oehler says
December 19, 2017 at 8:11 amKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Emmy says
March 11, 2018 at 7:30 pmFunny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emile Jansen van Rensburg says
April 10, 2018 at 2:48 amWhat did one donut say to the other donut
I Donut know what you are talking about
Shutyo Mouf says
July 5, 2018 at 9:13 pm….. knock, knock jokes……
Sandra says
June 2, 2018 at 8:48 pmMy 6 year old loved these. Thanks for sharing.
Stephanie, One Caring Mom says
July 24, 2018 at 8:17 pmHahahahah!!!! I love these. I can’t wait to share these all with my boys in the morning. How fun!! Thank you!!!
Tony Gioia says
August 6, 2018 at 5:40 pmKNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
IDA!
IDA WHO?
IDA WANNA CLEAN MY ROOM!
(MY FAVE CAUSE I MADE IT UP!)
Janna says
November 3, 2018 at 7:42 amThese are awesome my kids loved these. Here’s one of purview favorites
Knock knock who’s there olive?
Olive who? Olive you
Flynn Johnson says
November 3, 2018 at 7:40 pmTo funny 😆
Chloe says
November 16, 2018 at 1:57 amWhat is a grandmas favourite school subject
Grammar
M says
April 29, 2017 at 6:06 amOh such a pity, that i can’t translate it into our language. Really nice 🙂