One of the finest pleasures of childhood is having a funny joke to tell!  Or making up your own joke, which may or may not make sense, ha ha.  If you have Star Wars fans, here are some hilarious jokes that will be sure to get your little Jedis laughing!

These jokes are all clean and family friendly.

Q:  Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

Q:  What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

A chocolate chip Wookie!

Q:  What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside!

Hilarious Star Wars Jokes for Kids

Q:  What goes, “Ha! Ha! Ha!  AAGGHHH!  Thump.”

An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader!

Q:  What do you call a bounty hunter from the south?

Bubba Fett!

Q:  Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

Q:  What did the rancor say after eating a wookie?

Mmmm, Chewie!

Q:  Where do Sith go shopping?

At the Darth Maul!

Q:  What do you call a female Mandalorian?

A womandalorian!

Q:  How do Ewoks communicate?

On their Ewokie-talkies!

Q:  Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

Q:  What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid?

Time to get a new droid!

Hilarious Star Wars Jokes for Kids

Q:  What do Jedi children learn at school?

A is for Alderaan, B is for Bantha, C is for Clone Army…

Q: Now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, what song does Darth Vader like to sing?

When You Wish Upon a Death Star!

Q:  Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?

At the second hand store!

Q:  Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3?

He’s a choking hazard!

Funny and Clean Star Wars Jokes for Kids

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  1. Dimsim Feb 14, 2017

    Thank you very much for these fun jokes. I look forward to sharing them with my son & husband, who are BIG Star Wars fans.

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  2. Shannon Feb 15, 2017

    These are so great. Thank you so much!!

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  3. George Mar 28, 2017

    How does the X-Wing fighter pilot cheat on his exam?

    Copy red leader

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  4. Kate Aug 4, 2017

    Hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Loooooooolllll!!!!!!!!

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  5. Bob Dec 24, 2017

    Thanks for the jokes. My grandson is a big Star Wars fan and he likes to try to solve them. These will keep him busy for a while!

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