Star Wars fans will love these hilarious Star Wars jokes! They will be sure to get your little Jedis laughing! Read jokes about Luke, Darth Vader, Chewy, and all your favorite Star Wars characters.

These jokes are all clean and appropriate for kids. If you’re looking for jokes to share at school or to put in a lunchbox note, these are great! They’re also great entertainment while riding in the car.

Q:  Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

Q:  What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

A chocolate chip Wookie!

Q:  What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside!

Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has a green thumb!

Q: Why do doctors make good Jedis?

Because a Jedi must have patients.

Q:  What goes, “Ha! Ha! Ha!  AAGGHHH!  Thump.”

An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader!

Q:  What do you call a bounty hunter from the south?

Bubba Fett!

Q:  Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

Q:  What did the rancor say after eating a wookie?

Mmmm, Chewie!

Q:  Where do Sith go shopping?

At the Darth Maul!

Q:  What do you call a female Mandalorian?

A womandalorian!

Q:  How do Ewoks communicate?

On their Ewokie-talkies!

Q:  Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

Q:  What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid?

Time to get a new droid!

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side!

Q: How is duct tape like the force?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together!

Q:  What do Jedi children learn at school?

A is for Alderaan, B is for Bantha, C is for Clone Army…

Q: Now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, what song does Darth Vader like to sing?

When You Wish Upon a Death Star!

Q: Where do Gungans store their jelly?

In Jar-Jars!

Q:  Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?

At the second hand store!

Q:  Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3?

He’s a choking hazard!

Q: Why was the droid angry?

Because people kept pushing its buttons!

Q: How do you travel up and down between different floors on the Death Star?

You ride the ele-Vader!

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda to borrow some money?

Because he’s always short!

Q: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

Use the horse, Luke!

Q: How do you get down from a bantha?

You don’t! You get down from a goose.

Q: What droid always takes the long way around?


Q: What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrrr-2 D2

Q: Which Star Wars character sells hot dogs?

Admiral Snackbar!

Q: Why is Yoda so bad at geometry?

Because he thinks there are no triangles. There are only do or do-not angles!

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  1. Dimsim Feb 14, 2017

    Thank you very much for these fun jokes. I look forward to sharing them with my son & husband, who are BIG Star Wars fans.

  2. Shannon Feb 15, 2017

    These are so great. Thank you so much!!

  3. George Mar 28, 2017

    How does the X-Wing fighter pilot cheat on his exam?

    Copy red leader

  4. Kate Aug 4, 2017

    Hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Loooooooolllll!!!!!!!!

  5. Bob Dec 24, 2017

    Thanks for the jokes. My grandson is a big Star Wars fan and he likes to try to solve them. These will keep him busy for a while!

  6. Gabriel Burrows Jul 28, 2020

    I love STAR WARS and they are good jokes

  7. Tom Feb 25, 2021

    What do you call a transparent droid?
    C through P O

  8. Rachael May 3, 2021

    We had fun reading these aloud! Thank you!

  9. Morgan Apr 26, 2023

    Why did Luke Skywalker sleep with a light on?
    Because he was afraid of the Darth!


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