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Hilarious Sports Jokes for Kids

March 11, 2018 by Sarah 4 Comments

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Well, you know we love jokes around here!  We’ve compiled collections of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars jokes.  So I decided it was time for some sports jokes!  These jokes are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.

Q:  What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

A:  I want my quarter back!

Q:  Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

A:  Because he traveled a lot!

Q:  When is a baseball player like a spider?

A:  When he catches a fly!

Q:  What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?

A:  Tall tales!

Q:  How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

A:  They both need a good batter!

Q:  What is an insect’s favorite sport?

A: Cricket!

Q:  What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A:  Your breath!

Q:  Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A:  It was a boxer!

Q:  Why do basketball players love donuts?

A:  Because they can dunk them!

Q:  What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

A:  Catch you later!

Q:  What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A:  A bat!

Q:  What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A:  A baseball team!

Q:  What runs around a baseball field but never moves?

A:  The fence!

What is your favorite sports joke? Leave a comment!

 

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Filed Under: Ages 11+, Ages 5-7, Ages 8-10, Things to Make and Do

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Comments

  1. chloe says

    April 19, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    KNOCK KNOCK!
    WHO IS THERE?
    PHILLIP!
    PHILLIP WHO?
    PHILLIP THE FIELD AND PLAY BASEBALL WITH ME!

    Reply
  2. Andrew Hurley says

    August 8, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    The worst American football player ever took a holiday to Rome and attempted to throw a Euro coin into the Trevi Fountain. It got intercepted by a pigeon!

    Reply
  3. yes says

    October 3, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    your mom

    Reply
  4. Tony Gioia says

    January 7, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    What runs around a baseball field with no movement?
    (The fence!)
    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Defense! Defense Who? Defense is around the baseball field.

    Reply

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