Well, you know we love jokes around here! We’ve compiled collections of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars jokes. So I decided it was time for some sports jokes! These jokes are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.
Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A: Because he traveled a lot!
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence!
What is your favorite sports joke? Leave a comment!
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Knock, Knock Jokes that Kids Will Love
chloe says
April 19, 2018 at 7:38 pmKNOCK KNOCK!
WHO IS THERE?
PHILLIP!
PHILLIP WHO?
PHILLIP THE FIELD AND PLAY BASEBALL WITH ME!
Andrew Hurley says
August 8, 2018 at 2:17 pmThe worst American football player ever took a holiday to Rome and attempted to throw a Euro coin into the Trevi Fountain. It got intercepted by a pigeon!
yes says
October 3, 2018 at 2:30 pmyour mom
Tony Gioia says
January 7, 2019 at 3:27 pmWhat runs around a baseball field with no movement?
(The fence!)
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Defense! Defense Who? Defense is around the baseball field.