Well, you know we love jokes around here! We’ve compiled collections of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars jokes. So I decided it was time for some sports jokes! These jokes are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.
Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A: Because he traveled a lot!
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence!
What is your favorite sports joke? Leave a comment!
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7 Comments
chloe Apr 19, 2018
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO IS THERE?
PHILLIP!
PHILLIP WHO?
PHILLIP THE FIELD AND PLAY BASEBALL WITH ME!
Andrew Hurley Aug 8, 2018
The worst American football player ever took a holiday to Rome and attempted to throw a Euro coin into the Trevi Fountain. It got intercepted by a pigeon!
yes Oct 3, 2018
your mom
Tony Gioia Jan 7, 2019
What runs around a baseball field with no movement?
(The fence!)
Knock Knock! Who's there? Defense! Defense Who? Defense is around the baseball field.
Danny Fitzpatrick Dec 8, 2020
I really like the joke Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer! because I play tackle football and my mom is a veterinarian.
Christine Kuntz Feb 28, 2021
Hilarious Sports Jokes for Kids -- I have a 14 yr old grand-daughter that plays select softball. I'll send her the baseball jokes, with "softball" instead!
Aiden Jun 14, 2022
Question: What is a sailors worst
vegetable?
Answer: Leeks
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