The Best Funny Math Jokes for Kids

This collection of funny math jokes will crack up your students and kids! Some are best for elementary school, although I’ve included jokes that will be funny for algebra and geometry students too. Some of the high school jokes are the best because kids have to have some knowledge in order to get them – and then they’re extra funny because they can appreciate the humor!

Just like our other silly kids jokes, all of these jokes are clean and family friendly.

Q: Who’s the king of the pencil case?

A: The ruler!

Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?

A: Because it is never right!

Q: Why did the two 4’s not want any dinner?

A: Because they already 8!

Q: What did the zero say to the 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q: If you have 5 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other hand, what do you have?

A: Very large hands!

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You’re pointless!

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

Q: You know what’s odd?

A: Every other number!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate (8) 9!

Q: Why did 7 eat 9?

A: Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

Q: What are 10 things you can always count on?

A: Your fingers!

Q: Which knight created the round table?

A: Sir Cumference!

Q: Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?

A: He hurt his quadrilateral.

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

A: Because it was over 90 degrees!

Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Remove the s!

Q: What did the mother angle say to her baby?

A: Aw, that’s acute angle!

Q: How can you tell if a plant is a math plant?

A: Because it has square roots!

Q: Why couldn’t the angle get a loan at the bank?

A: His parents wouldn’t cosine.

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of math?

A: Owl-gebra!

Q: Which king loved fractions?

A: Henry the 1/8th

Q: Why shouldn’t you argue with a decimal?

A: Because decimals always have a point!

Q: Why should you not talk to pi?

A: Because it will go on forever!

Q: Why was the math lesson so long?

A: Because the teacher kept going off on a tangent!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side!

Q: What do you feed baby parabolas?

A: Quadratic formula!

One Liners

• 6 out of 5 people have trouble with fractions.
• Write an expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z.”
• Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet!
• 63.7% of statistics are wrong.
• There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can’t.
• A farmer counted 297 cows in the field, but when he rounded them up, he had 300.
• I hired a man to do 8 odd jobs for me. But he only did jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7!
• I’m worried because our math teacher is holding graph paper. She is definitely plotting something!

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