We’ve been wanting to do a post of LEGO® jokes for awhile because, well, we love funny kids jokes and we love LEGO®! And honestly, there are not a lot of LEGO® jokes out there. If you search for LEGO® jokes, you’ll mostly find memes, and unfortunately way too many of them are off-color and not appropriate. Not very helpful if you are planning a party or event for kids and need some funny and clean jokes to tell!

So let’s have some silly LEGO® laughs! Hopefully these will make your kids smile.

(And if you’re looking for regular jokes for kids, you can find a bunch here: Hilarious Jokes for Kids.)

If you’re new to this site, we also have lots of LEGO® building ideas with instructions too, like this LEGO® Candy Machine that you can build with your own bricks and this Epic LEGO® Marble Run. You can see all our building ideas here: LEGO Building Ideas.

Q: What’s the best way to keep intruders from entering your home?

A: Put LEGO® bricks all over the floor!

Q: What has four wheels and eats LEGO® bricks?

A: The vacuum cleaner!

Q: Why was the LEGO® guy so bad at basketball?

A: Because he kept throwing up bricks!

Q: What do you call it when a LEGO® mom sends her kids to their rooms?

A: A brick separator!

Q: What do I have if I have 8 red bricks in one hand and 11 blue bricks in the other hand?

A: Really big hands!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO® bricks?

A: Of course! A tower of LEGO® bricks can’t jump!

LEGO Mom to LEGO Kid: That outfit doesn’t match! Go change into your blue legs!

Q: What did the LEGO guy say when he gave his girlfriend an engagement ring?

A: Here let me put this on your… oh, wait… uh… would you like a bracelet?

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO® fort?

A: Time to build a new LEGO® fort!

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your LEGO®?

A: Because there are peanut shells all in the tub of bricks!

Q: Why did the elephant paint herself all different colors?

A: So she could hide in the LEGO® bricks!

Q: What is a LEGO® pirate’s favorite letter?

A: Arrrrrrrr!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? LEGO. LEGO who? LEGO the handle and let me in!

Q: Where do LEGO® ninjas go to get their groceries?

A: The stealth food store!

Q: How do you ask a LEGO® ninja to leave?

A: Say, “Ninjago!”

Looking for more jokes for kids? We’ve got all kinds!

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  1. Erin Nov 19, 2019

    These are cute! Thanks! I'll definitely be using some of them at my LEGO-themed Cub Scout Pack Meeting!

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  2. Erin May 12, 2020

    These are cute! Thanks! I'll definitely be using some of them at my LEGO-themed Cub Scout Pack Meeting!

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  3. Dade Allison Jul 19, 2020

    Thanks! We had a good chuckle.

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  4. R Nov 24, 2020

    Cool jokes

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  5. RICHARD STOMSKI Jan 27, 2021

    Thank you for this site!! I text a lot of the childrens jokes to my 2 granddaughters during these covid times keeping in touch with them. They love them

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  6. Elizabeth Peebles Jan 27, 2021

    Thanks for these cute Lego jokes.

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  7. Anonymous2.0 May 21, 2021

    A lego boy wakes up from a bad dream and goes to his mom. Mom: What happened? Boy: I have the same dream each night Mom! I try to run, but my feet keep sticking to the floor...

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  8. beth Sep 4, 2021

    that was fun! thanks!

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