We’ve been wanting to do a post of LEGO® jokes for awhile because, well, we love funny kids jokes and we love LEGO®! And honestly, there are not a lot of LEGO® jokes out there. If you search for LEGO® jokes, you’ll mostly find memes, and unfortunately way too many of them are off-color and not appropriate. Not very helpful if you are planning a party or event for kids and need some funny and clean jokes to tell!
So let’s have some silly LEGO® laughs! Hopefully these will make your kids smile.
(And if you’re looking for regular jokes for kids, you can find a bunch here: Hilarious Jokes for Kids.)
If you’re new to this site, we also have lots of LEGO® building ideas with instructions too, like this LEGO® Candy Machine that you can build with your own bricks and this Epic LEGO® Marble Run. You can see all our building ideas here: LEGO Building Ideas.
Q: What’s the best way to keep intruders from entering your home?
A: Put LEGO® bricks all over the floor!
Q: What has four wheels and eats LEGO® bricks?
A: The vacuum cleaner!
Q: Why was the LEGO® guy so bad at basketball?
A: Because he kept throwing up bricks!
Q: What do you call it when a LEGO® mom sends her kids to their rooms?
A: A brick separator!
Q: What do I have if I have 8 red bricks in one hand and 11 blue bricks in the other hand?
A: Really big hands!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO® bricks?
A: Of course! A tower of LEGO® bricks can’t jump!
LEGO Mom to LEGO Kid: That outfit doesn’t match! Go change into your blue legs!
Q: What did the LEGO guy say when he gave his girlfriend an engagement ring?
A: Here let me put this on your… oh, wait… uh… would you like a bracelet?
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO® fort?
A: Time to build a new LEGO® fort!
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your LEGO®?
A: Because there are peanut shells all in the tub of bricks!
Q: Why did the elephant paint herself all different colors?
A: So she could hide in the LEGO® bricks!
Q: What is a LEGO® pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrrrr!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? LEGO. LEGO who? LEGO the handle and let me in!
Q: Where do LEGO® ninjas go to get their groceries?
A: The stealth food store!
Q: How do you ask a LEGO® ninja to leave?
A: Say, “Ninjago!”
Looking for more jokes for kids? We’ve got all kinds!
Knock, Knock Jokes that Kids will Love
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