Looking for funny jokes for kids?  Here are 75+ silly kids’ jokes that are clean and family friendly! My boys are really into jokes right now.  They like to hear them, tell them, and make up REALLY GOOFY ones that don’t make any sense!

Just for fun, here are 75+ of the best jokes for kids.  After this, you’ll want to head over to our collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids. I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate. These jokes won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 400th time.  There’s not much I can do about that!

This post was originally published in April 2015 and updated May 2019.

  1. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
  2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  3. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  4. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  5. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
  7. Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  8. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
  9. Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
  10. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
  11. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
  12. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
  13. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
  14. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
  15. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  16. Q:  Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
  17. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
  18. Q:  What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
  19. Q:  Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
  20. Q:  Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!
  21. Q:  Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!
  22. Q:  If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?Pilgrims!
  23. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
  24. Q: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  25. Q:  Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  26. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
  27. Q:  Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!
  28. Q:  Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
  29. Q:  What is brown and sticky? A stick!
  30. Q:  Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
  31. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
  32. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
  33. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!
  34. Q:  Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
  35. Q:  How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?By the footprints in the butter!
  36. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
  37. Q:  What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? “Here come the elephants!”
  38. Q:  What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
  39. Q:  Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  40. Q:  What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
  41. Q:  What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
  42. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
  43. Q:  What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
  44. Q:  What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
  45. Q:  What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!
  46. Q:  Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright! 
  47. Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
  48. Q:  Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
  49. Q:  What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
  50. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
  51. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!
  52. Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
  53. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
  54. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
  55. Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
  56. Q: What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
  57. Q: How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it! 
  58. Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
  59. Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
  60. Q: Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
  61. Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
  62. Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
  63. Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak!
  64. Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? Because she was stuffed!
  65. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  66. Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
  67. Q: What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
  68. Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
  69. Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!
  70. Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field! 
  71. Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug. 
  72. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
  73. Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  74. Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A corn field.
  75. Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!

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  1. Rachel May 2, 2015

    What did the hairdresser say to the bee?

    Would you like a buzzcut?

    (My 9 year old son thought this up!)

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    1. Grace Sep 23, 2016

      Knock knock who's there toilet toilet who? (Flush the toilet ) haha

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      1. BRODIE Feb 26, 2019

        HA HA!

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      2. Jessica Mar 15, 2017

        What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
        Nothing, they just waved!

        By the way I am not a parent I am a child just so you know

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        1. Danielle Apr 22, 2017

          (My 8 year old wanted me to post this joke after she enjoyed reading yours!)

          - What's the tornado's favourite game?

          - Twister!

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          1. sam jackson Nov 13, 2018

            Ha ha ha that's funny #lol :)

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            1. Lakesha Lachanda Ivey Dec 22, 2018

              funny people these days

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            2. Lana Dec 15, 2018

              Omg that is so cute!

              Reply
            3. Laura May 6, 2015

              Q What do you call a dinosaur that can't see?
              A a do-you-think-he-saw-us

              stolen from Jurassic Park!

              Q Why did the jellybean go to school?
              A Because he wanted to be a smartie!

              Reply
              1. Megan Murphy Apr 14, 2017

                Q what's the difference between a piano and a fish?
                A you can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.

                Reply
                1. Linae Nov 13, 2018

                  What did Justine bieber say to the bever?
                  If I were your boyfriend I'd never let you go!
                  HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  get it

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                  1. Alex Feb 6, 2019

                    tee hee! love these jokes!

                    Reply
                  2. Megan May 6, 2015

                    My son's favorite joke:
                    Knock, knock?
                    Who's there?
                    Interrupting cow.
                    Interrupting co--
                    MOO!!

                    Reply
                    1. Mandy May 6, 2015

                      My son and daughter love Thomas The Tank Engine so I thought of this one night...
                      Where do the engines go to sleep?
                      Knapford Station!

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                      1. Jazmine May 6, 2015

                        That's good. I'll have to try that on my son. He loves Thomas too

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                      2. Danielle Powell May 6, 2015

                        Knock, knock.
                        Who's there?
                        Leaf.
                        Leaf who?
                        Leaf me alone.

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                        1. Jan Stone May 6, 2015

                          My daughter's favourite ...

                          Where do wasps go when they're not feeling well?

                          The waspital!

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                          1. David May 6, 2015

                            Why do vampires brush their teeth?

                            They don't want bat breath!

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                            1. Nuriya Apr 2, 2019

                              Me to that was my favorite joke

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                            2. Paula May 6, 2015

                              Where do kings keep their armies?

                              In their sleevies!!!

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                              1. Stacy May 6, 2015

                                My eight year old made up a great one while we were working on his dinosaur project.
                                Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
                                Because the P is silent!

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                                1. happy Oct 3, 2018

                                  lies happ

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                                2. Tammy May 7, 2015

                                  What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when it hit the windshield?

                                  His butt.

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                                  1. Robbie Lowry May 7, 2015

                                    What do cats eat for breakfast?

                                    Mice Krispies

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                                    1. Jill May 7, 2015

                                      Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack
                                      Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got wiped out
                                      Sorry, my crazy kids...

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                                      1. Sonya McElwrath May 16, 2018

                                        That's funny and I'm a 58 yr old grandma!!!!

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                                      2. megan May 7, 2015

                                        My 7 year old thought this one up when she was in Kindergarten:
                                        Where do baby cows eat? In the calf-ateria.

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                                        1. Anthony Leonard May 8, 2015

                                          Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

                                          He felt like bakin!

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                                          1. Kelly May 8, 2015

                                            My kids' favorite:
                                            Why do sharks swim in salt water?

                                            Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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                                            1. Gina Sawires Apr 29, 2019

                                              What do you call something full with enless letters
                                              A mailbox
                                              By my friend

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                                            2. Maureen May 9, 2015

                                              Two originals from our house:

                                              What kind of boat goes around a castle?

                                              A Moat-or boat!

                                              Which part of the car has the most fun?

                                              The WHEEEEEls!

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                                              1. Lori May 10, 2015

                                                First place winner in the Iowa State Fair kids joke contest a few years back.

                                                Knock knock.

                                                Who's there?

                                                Impatient chicken.

                                                Impat--

                                                Baaawwwck!

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                                                1. Annalee Zeidner May 13, 2015

                                                  Knock knock.

                                                  Who's there?

                                                  Radio.

                                                  Radio who?

                                                  Radio not, here I come!

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                                                  1. Nisha Khanna May 13, 2015

                                                    What do you call a monkey when you take it's banannas? Furious George.

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                                                    1. Noa Jun 3, 2015

                                                      What does a Mermaid wear to maths class?
                                                      An algebra!!!!

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                                                      1. Declan Jun 3, 2015

                                                        Knock knock
                                                        Who's there?
                                                        Banana
                                                        Banana who?
                                                        Knock knock
                                                        Who's there?
                                                        Banana
                                                        Banana who?
                                                        Knock knock
                                                        Who's there?
                                                        Orange
                                                        Orange who?
                                                        Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
                                                        my five-year-old's favorite joke :)

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                                                        1. Jean Jul 13, 2015

                                                          Knock Knock
                                                          Who's there?
                                                          Duane
                                                          Duane who?
                                                          Duane the tub, I''m Drowning!

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                                                          1. Chrissy Sep 10, 2015

                                                            why did the banana go to the doctors???

                                                            Because he wasn't peeling well

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                                                            1. Elizabeth Arias Apr 8, 2019

                                                              I like banana ?jokes they are funny!!?

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                                                            2. Robert McElroy Dec 27, 2015

                                                              Q: what side of a turkey has the money at feathers?
                                                              A: the outside of course.

                                                              Q: why do pilgrims pants always fall down?
                                                              A: because their belt buckle is on their hat.

                                                              Q: how do you keep a turkey in suspense?
                                                              A: I'll let you know next week... Lol?

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                                                              1. Anne S. Feb 14, 2016

                                                                Knock knock
                                                                Who's there?
                                                                I'm outstanding.
                                                                I'm outstanding who?
                                                                I'm outstanding in the rain! Plz let me in!

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                                                                1. Sara G Feb 17, 2016

                                                                  What are pirates favourite socks?
                                                                  Aaaaargyle

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                                                                  1. Ine Feb 19, 2016

                                                                    What is pink and runs through the dessert?

                                                                    A herd of strawberry yoghurt...

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                                                                    1. OG Jun 22, 2019

                                                                      What did one plate say to the other?

                                                                      Lunch is on me

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                                                                    2. Megan Pedro Mar 6, 2016

                                                                      My son is into Knock knock jokes right now. His favorite made up is;
                                                                      Knock knock,
                                                                      Who's their?
                                                                      Banana.
                                                                      Banana Who?
                                                                      Banana I love you.

                                                                      I would like to feature you on my new fb group, Homeschool Warriors Village.

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                                                                      1. Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016

                                                                        Did u hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?

                                                                        He's fully recovered!
                                                                        Yuk yuk... (Jodi Picoult, author extraordinaire, jokes from "Lone Wolf")

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                                                                        1. Heather Killeen Apr 11, 2016

                                                                          You're kidding me,right? Even adults can get a yuk outta these. Here's to the humor in everything!
                                                                          Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
                                                                          He's always afraid he's following someone.
                                                                          *Before anyone gets offended,my hubby is dyslexic,and he laughed. We have to take ourselves far less seriously sometimes, and laugh at ourselves!

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                                                                          1. Nsndjdk May 5, 2016

                                                                            How do you fly go in a plane

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                                                                            1. Emma May 17, 2016

                                                                              Q.What do you call a pig that knows karate
                                                                              A.a pork chop

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                                                                              1. WILLIAM Dec 24, 2017

                                                                                WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITH NO SHOES ON?

                                                                                BARE FEET

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                                                                              2. Annie Martinez May 29, 2016

                                                                                What did the doggy say when he walked over the sand paper?
                                                                                A: "rough, rough " (ruff, ruff)

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                                                                                1. Catherine Jul 17, 2016

                                                                                  Here's the full elephant-in-the fridge joke as I remember it.

                                                                                  How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen? (4, 2 in the front and 2 in the back)
                                                                                  How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? (A set of footprints in the butter)
                                                                                  How do you know there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator? (2 sets of footprints in the butter)
                                                                                  How do you know there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator? (3 sets of footprints in the butter)
                                                                                  How do you know there are 4 elephants in your refrigerator? (Their Volkswagen is parked out front.)

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                                                                                  1. Lacie lestage Jul 28, 2016

                                                                                    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

                                                                                    Where?

                                                                                    Where you left him!

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                                                                                    1. cosentino fan Aug 26, 2016

                                                                                      Q:what do you call a spider with no eye

                                                                                      A:a spder

                                                                                      Q:what do you call a fish with no eye

                                                                                      A:a fsh

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                                                                                      1. Swapneel Vagal Oct 4, 2016

                                                                                        What type of infection does a book have?
                                                                                        Book worms!

                                                                                        What do you call a sleeping bull?
                                                                                        A bulldozer!

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                                                                                        1. Ms. Alaina Oct 19, 2016

                                                                                          What did one egg say to the other egg after they told a joke?

                                                                                          You crack me up.

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                                                                                          1. Orc Nov 3, 2016

                                                                                            Variation:

                                                                                            Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
                                                                                            So he could hide in a cherry tree!

                                                                                            Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
                                                                                            No. See, it works!

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                                                                                            1. GINA HUDSON Dec 1, 2016

                                                                                              My grandaughters favorite: What's in the middle of a gummy bear? A jelly button

                                                                                              Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot

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                                                                                              1. Ambika Dec 12, 2016

                                                                                                What do you get when you cross a tiger and a lamb?
                                                                                                A striped sweater!

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                                                                                                1. Ambika Dec 12, 2016

                                                                                                  What is a rock's favorite kind of music?
                                                                                                  Rock and Roll

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                                                                                                  1. Shay Dec 12, 2016

                                                                                                    Why did darth Vader cross the road?

                                                                                                    To get to the dark side.

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                                                                                                    1. Jami Apr 25, 2018

                                                                                                      What do u get when u cross a rolling pin, and a stone?

                                                                                                      ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!

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                                                                                                    2. Dorothy Dec 26, 2016

                                                                                                      What do you call a deer with no eyes?

                                                                                                      No-eye-deer.

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                                                                                                      1. Charlecia Moore Jan 2, 2017

                                                                                                        Lol I agree. What did the wall say to his mom? I'll meet u at the corner!

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                                                                                                        1. Jaylah Jan 30, 2017

                                                                                                          Q.Why do seagulls fly over the sea

                                                                                                          A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygulls

                                                                                                          Get it lol

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                                                                                                          1. Anand Feb 1, 2017

                                                                                                            Great work. Nice jokes

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                                                                                                            1. Olivia Cartmell Feb 9, 2017

                                                                                                              Why did the chicken get a penalty?

                                                                                                              -the ref called "foul

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                                                                                                              1. Nicole Mar 14, 2017

                                                                                                                What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light?

                                                                                                                Don't look I'm changing

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                                                                                                                1. Megan Apr 2, 2017

                                                                                                                  What do you call a dinosaur with no legs

                                                                                                                  Doyathinkhesaurus

                                                                                                                  ??❤️

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                                                                                                                  1. Isabella Apr 22, 2017

                                                                                                                    Q. What is the Easter bunnys fav breakfast
                                                                                                                    A.a egg mcmuffin

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                                                                                                                    1. Shelly May 11, 2017

                                                                                                                      My 5 year old granddaughter told me these.

                                                                                                                      1. What did one hat say to the other?

                                                                                                                      Stay here I'm going on ahead.

                                                                                                                      2. Why can't the a bike stand up?

                                                                                                                      Because it's to tired.

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                                                                                                                      1. Melinda Mcglore May 21, 2017

                                                                                                                        Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
                                                                                                                        Because he had no guts.

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                                                                                                                        1. Johanny Venegas May 25, 2017

                                                                                                                          Q. Why did the tomato blush?
                                                                                                                          A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

                                                                                                                          Q. Why do you call a dog that can tell time?
                                                                                                                          A. A watch dog!

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                                                                                                                          1. Zack jacob May 27, 2017

                                                                                                                            Why did the whale cross the ocean?
                                                                                                                            To get to the other tide

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                                                                                                                            1. Jalayshia May 27, 2017

                                                                                                                              What's green and sings?
                                                                                                                              Elvis Parsley!!

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                                                                                                                              1. Tracey Jun 4, 2017

                                                                                                                                I would tell you a joke about pizza .., but it's too cheesy!

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                                                                                                                                1. Ummm me Ryn Sep 25, 2018

                                                                                                                                  Now that’s funny

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                                                                                                                                  1. Lana Nov 13, 2018

                                                                                                                                    That's the funniest joke out of all the comments!

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                                                                                                                                  2. Kayleemay Jul 10, 2017

                                                                                                                                    _ What's the most dangerous type of star?
                                                                                                                                    _ A shooting star
                                                                                                                                    ?????
                                                                                                                                    It's my daughter's favourite xx

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                                                                                                                                    1. Amy G Jul 14, 2017

                                                                                                                                      Q:what does a baby computer call its daddy ?
                                                                                                                                      A: Data

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                                                                                                                                      1. E. Davis Schmidt Jul 23, 2017

                                                                                                                                        Q: why did the duck cross the road?

                                                                                                                                        A; She had to ask the chicken a quacktion.

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                                                                                                                                        1. Pat Aug 5, 2017

                                                                                                                                          What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

                                                                                                                                          A nervous wreck!

                                                                                                                                          (Maybe more one for Mum and Dad)

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                                                                                                                                          1. Faith ebony Aug 20, 2017

                                                                                                                                            Knock knock

                                                                                                                                            Who's there?

                                                                                                                                            Doctor

                                                                                                                                            Doctor, who?

                                                                                                                                            Yes, that's right. Please can I get your help? My tardis is broken.

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                                                                                                                                            1. Taylor Sewart Aug 20, 2017

                                                                                                                                              What letter of the alphabet do pirates get stuck on?
                                                                                                                                              Sea

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                                                                                                                                              1. Puppylife Sep 3, 2017

                                                                                                                                                Why did the cow cross the road

                                                                                                                                                To go to the movies

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                                                                                                                                                1. Jill Sep 20, 2017

                                                                                                                                                  What do you call Casper's parents?
                                                                                                                                                  Transparencies

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                                                                                                                                                  1. Jennifer rumrill Oct 2, 2017

                                                                                                                                                    I put a joke in my daughters lunch everyday and the whole lunch room enjoys them thanks for the great jokes

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                                                                                                                                                    1. Lana Nov 13, 2018

                                                                                                                                                      That's a great idea!

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                                                                                                                                                    2. MYKENZIE ROY Oct 28, 2017

                                                                                                                                                      Q: what do you call a pile of kittens

                                                                                                                                                      A: a meow-tain

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                                                                                                                                                      1. T Konez Nov 16, 2017

                                                                                                                                                        Every day my 6th graders ask for a joke. I just couldn’t think of any. Thank goodness I found your web site. Now I’m the hit of the class.

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                                                                                                                                                        1. Azaan Nov 17, 2017

                                                                                                                                                          Q: What is something you can catch but you can not throw?
                                                                                                                                                          A cold !!!!

                                                                                                                                                          Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
                                                                                                                                                          A clock

                                                                                                                                                          Q: What music does a mummy like best?
                                                                                                                                                          Wrap music

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                                                                                                                                                          1. Mickanight Nov 23, 2017

                                                                                                                                                            I got one how do a dog stop a video...He pressed the pawse button.hahaha

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                                                                                                                                                            1. William Mello Nov 23, 2017

                                                                                                                                                              I have a joke:

                                                                                                                                                              What do you call a cow with one leg?
                                                                                                                                                              Answer: Steak

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                                                                                                                                                              1. Kaz Nov 30, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                Q. What can a bird do but a fly can’t?

                                                                                                                                                                A. A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

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                                                                                                                                                                1. Kimberly Dec 1, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                  Why did the kettle get so hot? (A) It wanted to blow off steam..

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                                                                                                                                                                  1. Sally Nancy Dec 6, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                    What’s a dogs favorite instrument

                                                                                                                                                                    A trombone

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                                                                                                                                                                    1. Janelle Dec 10, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                      What kind of truck likes to sleep

                                                                                                                                                                      Bulldozer!

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                                                                                                                                                                      1. Jessica Dec 12, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                        What is a sharks favourite game?

                                                                                                                                                                        Swallow the leader!

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                                                                                                                                                                        1. Jessica Dec 12, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                          Why did the jellybean want to go to school?

                                                                                                                                                                          Because he wanted to be a smartie!

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                                                                                                                                                                          1. alyssa hindson Dec 27, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                            Q who is the smartest owl on Earth

                                                                                                                                                                            A OWLbert Einstine

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                                                                                                                                                                            1. Madison Dec 30, 2017

                                                                                                                                                                              Why dose NASA organize there company parties

                                                                                                                                                                              They planet

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                                                                                                                                                                              1. Ashley Jan 2, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                Q: What did one snowman say to another?⛄️

                                                                                                                                                                                A: Do you smell carrots??

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                                                                                                                                                                                1. Tabitha Matacale Jan 6, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                  Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
                                                                                                                                                                                  Because he was feeling crumby.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Avina Jan 8, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                    Which animal has fur but barely uses it?

                                                                                                                                                                                    Answer:a bear!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Sarah Jan 9, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                      What do you call a snowman and a vampire?

                                                                                                                                                                                      A frostbite

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                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Em Jan 10, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                        What's the books favorite make up. A:Glossary

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                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Brittany Jan 31, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                          Why did the dentist give the little girl laughing gas?

                                                                                                                                                                                          To make her teeth feel funny!

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                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Babe Feb 7, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                            What is gray and has a trunk?

                                                                                                                                                                                            A mouse going on a long vacation

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                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Alice#1 Feb 16, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                              Knock knock
                                                                                                                                                                                              Who's there
                                                                                                                                                                                              Isabelle
                                                                                                                                                                                              Isabelle who
                                                                                                                                                                                              Isabelle necessary on a bike

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                                                                                                                                                                                              1. This guy Feb 20, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                Where did the sheep go the cut his hair

                                                                                                                                                                                                the baaaaa-rber

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                                                                                                                                                                                                1. obed Feb 23, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                  knock knock
                                                                                                                                                                                                  who's there
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dwayne
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dwayne who
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dwayne the bathtub i'm drowning

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Mary Jan 29, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Should be "Dwayne the bathtub....I'm dwowning." :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  2. Valerie Feb 25, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                    What’s brown and sticky?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    A stick

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. John Mar 2, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                      What to Cow astronauts do?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fly to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Ariana Mar 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Two riddles made up by my 7-year-old girl:
                                                                                                                                                                                                        1) What does a koala look for in IKEA?
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Answer: Koality stuff

                                                                                                                                                                                                        2) How do aliens arrange space parties?
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Answer: They plan-et

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. hannah Mar 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                          whats in the middle of the ocean?
                                                                                                                                                                                                          the letter e

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. kyla Mar 4, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                            What do you call a dinosaur with bananas in his ears?
                                                                                                                                                                                                            What ever you want he can't hear you!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Mckenna Hooley Mar 7, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Knock knock
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Who there
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Boo
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Boo who
                                                                                                                                                                                                              You don’t need to cry it’s just a joke!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. JEFF Mar 12, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Selena Mar 18, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why is it so easy to weigh a fish ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  because they have their own scales !

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Cheryl Ford Apr 5, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What happened to the ice cream when the ice cream truck broke down?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It was liquidated.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Karen Apr 6, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      To get to the bottom

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Doxy Apr 8, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You are a fun-gi.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Doxy Apr 8, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Can I tell you a whale joke?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It is a real blower!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. cupcake Apr 16, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            what type of bagel can fly

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            a plain bagel
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            lol:)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. #SoftBallLover Apr 17, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here's a good joke for you: what did the fisherman say to the magician. Pick a cod any cod.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. CHLOE Apr 19, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                DID YA HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE LIBERTY BELL? YEAH. IT CRACKED ME UP!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Palmina May 2, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think these were funny joke for kids, I looked all through them. They were so, so funny!?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Ivory Weatherwalks May 7, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Knock-knock.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Who's there?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Boo.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Boo who?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't cry, it's just me!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Avantika May 23, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What is a sleeping bull called ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A bulldozer !

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Danielle Ayala May 25, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What animal is always at a base ball game

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A bat

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Bethan Dec 27, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why was 6 afraid of 7?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Because 7 8 9 LOL

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        2. Tony Gioia May 28, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why did the bacon laugh? The egg cracked a yolk.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Roque Jun 1, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Q-What do you call a pile of kittens?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A- A meowntain

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Anthony Jun 2, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Knock knock.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Who's there?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Amos.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Amos who?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Amos-quito bit me!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Jessica Jun 4, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Q: What did one bannana phone say to the other banana phone?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A: Sorry I can’t answer you right now.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Derek Lawson Jul 17, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  what do you call a bear with no teeth
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  a gummy bear

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  what is the difference between a guitar and a fish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  you cant tuna fish

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Adheeba Jul 21, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    it was hilarious

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    what did the pencil say to the other pencil?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you are looking sharp

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Reese Aug 2, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What did zero say to eight?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Nice belt!”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Evie Aug 7, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        whats balck and white and red (read) all over??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        answer: a news paper!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Abbie Sep 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I lava you!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Teacher: how many letters are in the alphabet?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Student:18
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Teacher: no, 26
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Student: no, E.T. Took off in a U.F.O. And the C.I.A. Went after him!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Johnny Chen Sep 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How does Steve get his exercise?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He runs around the block!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Nate Sep 8, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What type of car does an egg have?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A yolkswagon

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Jadesola Sep 12, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Q which room has no door?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A a mushroom.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Q which dog has no tail?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A a hot dog

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. mikayla Sep 17, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Railway crossing, watch out for the cars. How do you spell that without any Rs?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. me Sep 29, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      what does a seamonster eat?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      fish and ships

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Caycay Oct 3, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What did the dad say to the Raisan?I did a good job raisan you.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. PJ Oct 13, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I like all the jokes because it hilarious.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Name more please. You the best at making Jokes just don't cuss. Because if it say bed word people won't want to talk to me. We're did you got the Jokes from?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Abdul Rehman Oct 15, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I must say that this is a very impressive collection of jokes for kids and children can easily understand them too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Deijahna Oct 16, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow I love these! There were funny although some took me a while to understand them but whatever! You guys website made me laugh and my family! Now I’m gonna say some of these jokes to my other family members and friends cause I know they will laugh! I knew this would be a good website as I heard may good things about you guys! Wish you the best for the feature!☺️??????❤️????

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Zachary Oct 27, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is the sun's favourite place? Bright Studios.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Someone Nov 13, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Joke: How do you make a kleenex dance?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Answer: Put a boogie in it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Haha

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. ornan Nov 15, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    what do you call a someone who is tall for their age
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a un-dwarf

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Harry Nov 20, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What is the difference between a school teacher and a train. The school teacher says spit out the gum and the train says chew chew

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. isaiah Nov 28, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What are the weakest days of the week
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        week-ends hahahaha

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Liligrace Dec 19, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How do you make a handkerchief dance??
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Blue little boogie in it .

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Liligrace Dec 19, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How do you make a handkerchief dance??
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Blowb a little boogie in it .

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Evie vella Dec 24, 2018

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because she wasn’t pelting well

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Simon Burke Jan 1, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Q. A mushroom walks into a bar and the barman says “Sorry mate I can’t serve you” and the mushroom says back “Why not? I’m a fungi ( Fun guy )

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. mason age 9 Jan 15, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  why do seagulls fly over the sea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  because if they flew over the bay they would be called baguls

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Steve N. Jan 31, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Do you know , or What's the difference between an Elephant and a Loaf of Bread?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. I don't know.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I guess I can't sent you to the store!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Grace o donoghue Feb 1, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why did Adele cross the road because she wanted to say hello from the other side

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. GeoMaster108 Feb 17, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What would you call isreal if it poofed away?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wasreal!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Kobey Feb 23, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why was 6 afraid of 7... because 7 8 9.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Lorna May 3, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            what do you call 2 banana skins?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            a pair of slippers!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Aryon Nov 13, 2019

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for chick- fil -a!

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